EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference
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Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang
Chat 8: Eisenhower
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Nolan is now chatting with operator Scotty
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Scotty>
Welcome to Virtual Reference.
Nolan>
I need to know where Eisenhower went to college.
Scotty>
Okay. Please hold.
Scotty>
The torpedo struck the Lusitania on the starboard side.
There was only one.
Nolan>
I asked about Eisnhower
Scotty>
Right, you sure did. Please hold again,
Scotty>
Looks like the common earthworm is _Ascaris lumbricoides_.
Nolan>
can you help me with Eisnhower?
Scotty>
Yeah, but this is interesting. Look, you can get a jar of them already
in formalin. and they have live ladybugs and fruit fly eggs.
Nolan>
are you going to help me with eisenhower?
Scotty>
What do *you* think, you little dork.
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Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
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Chat 8: Eisenhower
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