Privacy Policies
We will not release your personal information (email
address, IP address, name, or any other details) unless required to
do so by an governmental entity (police, CIA, FBI, etc.). We don't
make any money at all, so we're already broke: you don't have to worry
about selling your information though.
We may use anonymous data about how you got here (those
search strings can be hilarious) for poem titles and laughter
at conferences.
We'll protect our privacy just as much as you protect
yours, likely even more.