EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference
Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang
Chat 7: Big Pimp
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Big Pimp is now chatting with operator
Emma --
Emma>
Welcome to Virtual Reference. How may I help you?
Big
Pimp> im doing resrech on sex n diffrnt stats and need to
now how young you can be to say yes and not get in troble with cops.
parnts ar alwys mad.
Emma>
What you need to be doing is learning how to type. Jesus.
Big
Pimp> so whats teh age 4 havin teh sex in new hamsire?
Emma>
Repeat after me: asdf fdsa
Big
Pimp> dasf fads
Emma>
No. asdf fdsa
Big
Pimp> asdf fdas fads fdsa
Emma>
Getting there . . . now try jkl; ;lkj
Big
Pimp> jkl; ;lkj
Emma>
That's not so hard, is it? That's HOME ROW.
Big
Pimp> I wana have teh sex in new hamsire.
Emma>
You will never get laid until you can type a complete sentence without
any errors.
Big
Pimp> Shit.
Emma>
Well, that's not really a full sentence, but it's a start!
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chat terminated by Big Pimp --
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach
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