Chat 7: Big Pimp
-- Big Pimp is now chatting with operator Emma --
Emma> Welcome to Virtual Reference. How may I help you?
Big Pimp> im doing resrech on sex n diffrnt stats and need to now how young you can be to say yes and not get in troble with cops. parnts ar alwys mad.
Emma> What you need to be doing is learning how to type. Jesus.
Big Pimp> so whats teh age 4 havin teh sex in new hamsire?
Emma> Repeat after me: asdf fdsa
Big Pimp> dasf fads
Emma> No. asdf fdsa
Big Pimp> asdf fdas fads fdsa
Emma> Getting there . . . now try jkl; ;lkj
Big Pimp> jkl; ;lkj
Emma> That's not so hard, is it? That's HOME ROW.
Big Pimp> I wana have teh sex in new hamsire.
Emma> You will never get laid until you can type a complete sentence without any errors.
Big Pimp> Shit.
Emma> Well, that's not really a full sentence, but it's a start!
Introduction
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip