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EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang

Chat 7: Big Pimp

-- Big Pimp is now chatting with operator Emma --

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-- chat terminated by Big Pimp --


Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip