EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference
Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang
Chat 5: God mode
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Robert is chatting with operator DarkStar
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DarkStar>
Welcome to Virtual Reference. Up down up down left right left right
start select.
Robert>
Well, now I have TWO questions. What was that? (Question one)
DarkStar>
I like to be in God mode at all times. I've already beaten this game
without it, so it's not like I can't without using the codes, you know.
Question number two?
Robert>
Well, I've been having this problem with my kidneys.
DarkStar>
Left right left right left right up down up down
DarkStar>
Did you just hear a chime on your computer?
Robert>
Well, yeah, but it said something about an illegal function?
DarkStar>
Ignore that. You have immortality now.
Robert>
Um, thanks, but I was really hoping for some websites that might help
me understand why my urine is green.
DarkStar>
Oh, that is not a kidney problem. You are an alien possessed by dark
forces. There is nothing I can do to help you immediately, but you must
talk to the wizard by the tattoo parlor on Fourth Street. Take him some
fish and be sure to flatter him.
Robert>
Is webmd.com a reliable site?
DarkStar>
Only for humans, which you no longer are. You must start fishing.
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chat terminated by Robert --
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach
dip
