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EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang

Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild

-- Dirk Danger is now chatting with operator MissSmith --

MissSmith> Welcome to Virtual Reference.

Dirk Danger> Yeah, I need to know the name of the chick in the Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Volume 3 DVD. She's in Chapter 4 and her right breast is slightly bigger than her left one.

MissSmith> What have you already done to research this?

Dirk Danger> I've watched Chapter 4 a whole lotta times. Like on slow motion and stuff. I've paused it too and stared it. I really don't see how this is helping.

MissSmith> What print sources have you looked at?

Dirk Danger> Like the back of the box? They don't give the names of the girls there. I subscribe to Maxim and they don't tell there either. ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME OR NOT!?!?

MissSmith> Leonard Maltin's Film Guide does not list this movie: are you certain of the title?

Dirk Danger> Isn't there like a site for Girls Gone Wild somewhere on the Internet?

MissSmith> There is no reliable information on the Internet. There is nothing more I can do for you. Please log in again in one hour and ask a different operator.

-- chat terminated by MissSmith --


Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip