EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference
Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
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Dirk Danger is now chatting with operator
MissSmith --
MissSmith>
Welcome to Virtual Reference.
Dirk
Danger> Yeah,
I need to know the name of the chick in the Girls Gone Wild Spring Break
Volume 3 DVD. She's in Chapter 4 and her right breast is slightly bigger
than her left one.
MissSmith>
What have you already done to research this?
Dirk
Danger> I've
watched Chapter 4 a whole lotta times. Like on slow motion and stuff.
I've paused it too and stared it. I really don't see how this is helping.
MissSmith>
What print sources have you looked at?
Dirk
Danger> Like
the back of the box? They don't give the names of the girls there. I
subscribe to Maxim and they don't tell there either. ARE YOU GOING TO
TELL ME OR NOT!?!?
MissSmith>
Leonard Maltin's Film Guide does not list this movie: are you certain
of the title?
Dirk
Danger> Isn't
there like a site for Girls Gone Wild somewhere on the Internet?
MissSmith>
There is no reliable information on the Internet. There is nothing
more I can do for you. Please log in again in one hour and ask a different
operator.
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chat terminated by MissSmith --
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach
dip
