EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference
Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang
Chat 6: Car shopping
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Charles is now chatting with operator Steve
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Charles>
I'd like some price checks on a Cadillac Escalade.
Steve>
Did you consider a hybrid car before you chose that?
Charles>
Yeah, I looked at a Hummer.
Steve>
How about something practical like a Toyota Echo?
Charles>
I buy American first class.
Steve>
What about the chromium?
Charles>
What about chrome? Dark paint shows it off.
Steve>
Well there's not a lot of it left. I just thought you might rather have
it in the surgical instruments for your heart bypass instead of using
it up in vulgar brightwork.
Charles>
What bypass?
Steve>
Never mind. Here's <cars.com>
Charles>
thanks I think this is what I want.
Steve>
We could look for a custom bumper-sticker shop so you could get "Clueless
Culture-Polluting Neo-Imperialist Horse's Ass"
Charles>
Say what's that? before horses ass
Steve>
Go do your prices and come back. We'll look 'em up.
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chat terminated by Steve --
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach
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