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EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang

Chat 6: Car shopping

-- Charles is now chatting with operator Steve --

Charles> I'd like some price checks on a Cadillac Escalade.

Steve> Did you consider a hybrid car before you chose that?

Charles> Yeah, I looked at a Hummer.

Steve> How about something practical like a Toyota Echo?

Charles> I buy American first class.

Steve> What about the chromium?

Charles> What about chrome? Dark paint shows it off.

Steve> Well there's not a lot of it left. I just thought you might rather have it in the surgical instruments for your heart bypass instead of using it up in vulgar brightwork.

Charles> What bypass?

Steve> Never mind. Here's <cars.com>

Charles> thanks I think this is what I want.

Steve> We could look for a custom bumper-sticker shop so you could get "Clueless Culture-Polluting Neo-Imperialist Horse's Ass"

Charles> Say what's that? before horses ass

Steve> Go do your prices and come back. We'll look 'em up.

-- chat terminated by Steve --


Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip