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EastWestern University's Huxley Library Reference Chat Transcripts
Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang

Chat 2: The break-up

-- Janice is now chatting with operator Gibson --

Gibson> Welcome to Virtual Reference.

Janice> If my boyfriend and I break up can I keep the stereo I bought it but its at his apartment.

Gibson> Were you living with him?

Janice> Yes but only 4 months

Gibson> I think God wants you to marry him. then you can keep the stereo.

Janice> I have to move out he beat me up.

Gibson> Well it's his home and I'm sure if you were good to him he wouldn't hit you. Do you pray for patience and understanding? Do you pray he will ask you to marry him?

Janice> Do I need a lawyer

Gibson> oh no no, you need a good pastor to talk it over. Here are some phone numbers of the right churches in your area.

Janice> Do you think they will help?

Gibson> Oh yes, and The Lord will help you when you repent your sins. Only don't talk to Methodists or Lutherans or anybody like that.

-- chat terminated by Janice --


Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip