To: All staff
From: Dr.
Emmett Dodson
Date: March
16, 2001
Re: Professionalism
at work
Please do
not sleep in your offices with the door open; it does not exactly
confirm our students' belief that they are receiving the best
possible education.
Do not have
sexual intercourse at work. Wandering the halls in a nightgown
is simply inappropriate, as is installing a bed in your office.
(Please see our policy on sexual harrassment.)
Do not bring
your pets, children, or other dependents to work.
See-though
shirts, "booty-baring shorts," and other such suggestive clothing
should not be worn. Consult an L. L. Bean, Land's End, or Eddie
Bauer catalog for ideas about appropriate casual clothing.
Your cooperation
is appreciated.
Dr. Emmett Dodson
