Where's My Pants?
by Francine DuBois

Apologies to Pete Seeger

Where's my pants?
On the floor
Where's my pants?
Underneath the door
Got stuck there this morning
After you said good-bye
When will we clean?
When will we clean?

Where's my pants?
Long time passing
Where's my pants?
Long time ago
Gone to meet its maker
Long inseam no longer
When will it end?
When will it end?

Where's my pants?
In a Goodwill
Where's my pants
On some indie kid
Gone to find tackiness
Gone to find bargains
When will my pants die?
When will my pants die?

Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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