The Inspiration Behind
President Lincoln Never Wore a Turtleneck Sweater

Francine was watching the episode of "The Scooby Doo Movies" where Batman and Robin guest star. She heard Robin utter the line "President Lincoln never wore a turtleneck sweater" while she was half-asleep and knew it would be good fodder for the poetry mill.

Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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