rating the Idol
by Francine DuBois

less fertility please, it creeps me out
needs more tiki
too much Hollywood
none for me, I prayed at home
ugh -- too American
sometimes, one just ain't enough
i'd give it a 78 -- it's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to

Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version
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