Dukes of Hazzard
by Francine DuBois
As a baby yuppie,
Patterning myself off of Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties,
Memorizing Trivial Pursuit cards and daydreaming
About being both a lawyer for Greenpeace and Chicago Bears cheerleader,
I had nothing in common with those "good ol' boys."
They weren't gonna make me rich.
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