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There's Nothing More Painful Than
Watching Your Child Struggle to Read
Francine is hopelessly addicted to Cartoon Network, and Hezekiah is
no stranger to such viewing habits either. Francine has always been
struck by the irritating melodrama of the opening line of The Phonics
Game's commercial: "There's nothing more painful than watching your
child struggle to read." The fact that Alex Trebek states such a line
does not ease the need to mock it relentlessly.
Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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