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I Never Saw a Moor/ten:00 bedspreads
By Emily Dickinson and the EastWestern University Dada Cluster

The EastWestern University Dada Cluster is a society dedicated to using Microsoft Office®'s built-in dictionary and grammar checkers to correct works of literature. It has also been charged with using Babelfish to translate works of literature into foreign languages and back again.

[ Original -> Autocorrected by Microsoft Office -> Korean -> English ]

New Version

I did not see the ocean
which B sees a mooring, assuredly assuredly;
The plant of inside does as report,
the green onion but to peel and it is what,

the I egg ten:00 bedspreads.
Me in the shoes assuredly,
it visited inside the heaven which is not
it did not talk; The chart gave but like which is
I of the spot

 

Original Poem

I never saw a moor,
I never saw the sea;
Yet know I how the heather looks,
And what a wave must be.

I never spoke with God,
Nor visited in heaven;
Yet certain am I of the spot
As if the chart were given.

As found at http://www.gutenberg.org/files/12242/12242-8.txt.

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