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The Jolly Bean Giant (Ho-Ho-Ho) - Or A Piece of Advice
by Bean Newton

Never yell to a giant while he’s striding through the air over your house “Hey! You Giant!” or he’ll tear the shit out of the place.

I have a feeling our current fear of giants has come from idiots who yelled this.

I’m glad the old, yellow metal shed I hid in took the blow so well as it fell back to Earth.