Why I Don't Like Tab
by Hezekiah Allen Taylor

Helen Hunt in
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
loves velcro and Tab,
labels them "the coolest inventions
of the 20th Century."

So, I remain a protester--
a hater, as Palin would said--
out of a certain sense
of pure '80s propriety.

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