Jerry Springer
by Hezekiah Allen Taylor

Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.

Jerry!
Jerry!
Jerry!

Steve.

Your momma's a ho.
Your husband's a girl.
Your boyfriend is cheating on you with your brother.

Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.

Jerry!
Jerry!
Jerry!

Save me, Steve. Oh, save me.

 

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