"I Have Doughnut In My Hair"
Francine visited Hezekiah in Vegas and insisted on eating at several
buffets. At a Chinese buffet, they witnessed a family trying to take
defraud the restaurant by not paying for their children's buffets. Instead
of even slyly feeding their children from their own plates, these parents
had the nerve to turn their two girls loose to pick from the buffet
As you can probably guess, the kids weren't well-behaved at all. They
went straight for the ice cream and Chinese doughnuts. When the two
girls got into a screaming fight, one of them threw a doughnut at the
other. The youngest girl, hit by the doughnut, spilled her drink on
a nearby patron. The little girl just cried, "Can we go to the bathroom?
I have doughnut in my hair" for five minutes. She never did apologize
to the poor woman splashed by Dr. Pepper.
Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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