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var w1max = 100
var w2max = 10
var w3max = 200
var w4max = 200

var w1 = new Array(w1max)
w1[0]="J. Hillis Miller"
w1[1]="Julie Kristeva"
w1[2]="Juliet Mitchell"
w1[3]="Simone de Beauvoir"
w1[4]="Gloria Steinem"
w1[5]="Betty Friedan"
w1[6]="Carl Jung"
w1[7]="B.F. Skinner"
w1[8]="Karen Horney"
w1[9]="Jean Piaget"
w1[10]="Erik Erikson"
w1[11]="Stephen Jay Gould"
w1[12]="Bertrand Russell"
w1[13]="Jacques Derrida"
w1[14]="Jacques Lacan"
w1[15]="Paul de Man"
w1[16]="Frederic Jameson"
w1[17]="Walter Benjamin"
w1[18]="Louis Althusser"
w1[19]="Roland Barthes"
w1[20]="Andre Bazin"
w1[21]="Bertolt Brecht"
w1[22]="Helene Cixous"
w1[23]="Teresa de Lauretis"
w1[24]="Ferdinand de Saussure"
w1[25]="Michel Foucault"
w1[26]="Rollo May"
w1[27]="Gayle Rubin"
w1[28]="Jean-Luc Godard"
w1[29]="Claude Levi-Strauss"
w1[30]="Christian Metz"
w1[31]="Laura Mulvey"
w1[32]="Terry Eagleton"
w1[33]="Karl Marx"
w1[34]="Max Weber"
w1[35]="Northrop Frye"
w1[36]="Cleanth Brooks"
w1[37]="Camille Paglia"
w1[38]="Stanley Fish"
w1[39]="Paula Gunn Allen"
w1[40]="Henry Louis Gates, Jr."
w1[41]="Aristotle"
w1[42]="John Crowe Ransom"
w1[43]="Viktor Schlovsky"
w1[44]="Sir James Frazier"
w1[45]="Samuel Taylor Coleridge"
w1[46]="William Wimsatt and Monroe Beardsley"
w1[47]="Georg Lukacs"
w1[48]="Antonio Gramsci"
w1[49]="Edmund Wilson"
w1[50]="Frederick Karl"
w1[51]="Ross Murfin"
w1[52]="Lionel Trilling"
w1[53]="Immanuel Kant"
w1[54]="Soren Kierkegaard"
w1[55]="Friedrich Nietszche"
w1[56]="Jean Paul Sartre"
w1[57]="Albert Camus"
w1[58]="Hans-Georg Gadamer"
w1[59]="Martin Heidegger"
w1[60]="Edmund Husserl"
w1[61]="Mauríce Merleau-Ponty"
w1[62]="Roman Jakobson"
w1[63]="André Breton"
w1[64]="Irving Babbitt"
w1[65]="Mikhail Bakhtin"
w1[66]="Georges Bataille"
w1[67]="Ludwig Wittgenstein"
w1[68]="Jean Baudrillard"
w1[69]="Maurice Blanchot"
w1[70]="Harold Bloom"
w1[71]="Rosi Braidotti"
w1[72]="Andrea Dworkin"
w1[73]="Guy Debord"
w1[74]="Gilles Deleuze and Félix Guattari"
w1[75]="Jurgen Habermas"
w1[76]="Wolfgang Iser"
w1[77]="Arthur Kroker"
w1[78]="Jean-François Lyotard"
w1[79]="Vadim Linetski"
w1[80]="J. Hillis Miller"
w1[81]="Sigmund Freud"
w1[82]="bell hooks"
w1[83]="Edward W. Said"
w1[84]="Paul Virilio"
w1[85]="Pierre Bourdieu"
w1[86]="Emile Durkheim"
w1[87]="Donna Haraway"
w1[88]="Talcott Parsons"
w1[89]="T.S. Eliot"
w1[90]="John L. Austin"
w1[91]="John R. Searle"
w1[92]="Houston A. Baker, Jr."
w1[93]="Angela Y. Davis"
w1[94]="Deborah R. Grayson"
w1[95]="Aaron Spelling"
w1[96]="Nellie Y. McKay"
w1[97]="Barbara Smith"
w1[98]="John Stuart Mill"
w1[99]="Thomas Hobbes"
w1[100]="Heidi Hartman"


var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="use"
w2[1]="role"
w2[2]="function"
w2[3]="significance"
w2[4]="appearance"
w2[5]="importance"
w2[6]="placement"
w2[7]="treatment"
w2[8]="proliferation"
w2[9]="relevance"
w2[10]="scarcity"

var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="carrots"
w3[1]="coffee"
w3[2]="small talk"
w3[3]="tricycles"
w3[4]="body hair"
w3[5]="car accidents"
w3[6]="bruises"
w3[7]="dreams"
w3[8]="jokes"
w3[9]="complaints"
w3[10]="love affairs"
w3[11]="homosexual overtones"
w3[12]="honky-tonk music"
w3[13]="ladyfingers"
w3[14]="muffins"
w3[15]="pistols"
w3[16]="embroidery"
w3[17]="mice"
w3[18]="edible goodies"
w3[19]="sexual promiscuity"
w3[20]="flowers"
w3[21]="skirts"
w3[22]="dresses"
w3[23]="birds"
w3[24]="vehicles"
w3[25]="pianos"
w3[26]="foreign visitors"
w3[27]="guest stars"
w3[28]="overnight guests"
w3[29]="curtains"
w3[30]="books and reading"
w3[31]="religious questioning"
w3[32]="Dr. Seuss books"
w3[33]="riddles"
w3[34]="chocolate"
w3[35]="jewelry"
w3[36]="shoes"
w3[37]="tables"
w3[38]="plants"
w3[39]="lighting"
w3[40]="speech"
w3[41]="telephone calls"
w3[42]="written correspondence"
w3[43]="love triangles"
w3[44]="prisons"
w3[45]="urban legends"
w3[46]="cough syrup"
w3[47]="preoccupations with social status"
w3[48]="coins"
w3[49]="credit cards"
w3[50]="written contracts"
w3[51]="rapes"
w3[52]="murders"
w3[53]="life-threatening machinery"
w3[54]="axe-wielding madmen"
w3[55]="alligators"
w3[56]="cockfighters"
w3[57]="mariachi bands"
w3[58]="squirrels"
w3[59]="music"
w3[60]="bananas"
w3[61]="kangaroos"
w3[62]="born-again Christians"
w3[63]="Bibles"
w3[64]="artifical limbs"
w3[65]="tiki torches"
w3[66]="clambakes"
w3[67]="Elvis tributes"
w3[68]="insults"
w3[69]="Christmas"
w3[70]="references to Julia Child"
w3[71]="blunders"
w3[72]="malapropisms"
w3[73]="legs"
w3[74]="barflies"
w3[75]="barbeque"
w3[76]="spiders"
w3[77]="robots"
w3[78]="pudding"
w3[79]="deities"
w3[80]="fragrances"
w3[81]="pornography"
w3[82]="incest"
w3[83]="memories"
w3[84]="disillusionment"
w3[85]="dancing"
w3[86]="fornication"
w3[87]="lust"
w3[88]="mammalia"
w3[89]="cheese"
w3[90]="powder"
w3[91]="diamonds"
w3[92]="snow"
w3[93]="ice cream"
w3[94]="babies"
w3[95]="costumes"
w3[96]="soiled diapers"
w3[97]="oil"
w3[98]="toaster"
w3[99]="farmers"
w3[100]="migrant workers"
w3[101]="serfs"
w3[102]="weddings"
w3[103]="betrayals"
w3[104]="teeth"
w3[105]="Emeril Lagasse"
w3[106]="musicians"
w3[107]="atmospheric sounds"
w3[108]="phantom pain"
w3[109]="monsters"
w3[110]="midgets"
w3[111]="waccines"
w3[112]="unsanitary living conditions"
w3[113]="nuns"
w3[114]="boxing gloves"
w3[115]="idle threats"
w3[116]="crimes against humanity"
w3[117]="hypocrites"
w3[118]="pop culture references"
w3[119]="historical figures"
w3[120]="snide comments"
w3[121]="dinosaur"
w3[122]="antiques"
w3[123]="sinks"
w3[124]="chores"
w3[125]="nefarious ne'er-do-wells"
w3[126]="clutter"
w3[127]="drooping elms"
w3[128]="talking cats"
w3[129]="chess"
w3[130]="sycophantic slave girls"
w3[131]="photographs"
w3[132]="starving-artist paintings"
w3[133]="trinkets"
w3[134]="landmarks"
w3[135]="museums"
w3[136]="newspapers"
w3[137]="magazines"
w3[138]="alfalfa"
w3[139]="whiny maidens"
w3[140]="interfering mothers"
w3[141]="teetotalers"
w3[142]="chamber pots"
w3[143]="despair"
w3[144]="solitude"
w3[145]="autumn"
w3[146]="pity"
w3[147]="winter"
w3[148]="beef stew"
w3[149]="detectives"
w3[150]="fabrications"
w3[151]="bugs"
w3[152]="nuisances"
w3[153]="unemployment"
w3[154]="sunsets"
w3[155]="daybreaks"
w3[156]="tires"
w3[157]="chiffon"
w3[158]="fanatics"
w3[159]="prescription medications"
w3[160]="insurance policies"
w3[161]="bores"
w3[162]="boars"
w3[163]="headhunters"
w3[164]="depressed youth"
w3[165]="jouissance"
w3[166]="backgammon"
w3[167]="crossword puzzles"
w3[168]="cross-stitch"
w3[169]="royalty"
w3[170]="real estate"
w3[171]="explosives"
w3[172]="educational backgrounds"
w3[173]="political differences"
w3[174]="irresponsibility"
w3[175]="geniuses"
w3[176]="documentaries"
w3[177]="baseball"
w3[178]="the Civil War"
w3[179]="Martin Van Buren"
w3[180]="ethnic slurs"
w3[181]="affirmitive action"
w3[182]="castaways"
w3[183]="Communism"
w3[184]="cuteness"
w3[185]="hungers"
w3[186]="power ballads"
w3[187]="toys"
w3[188]="candy"
w3[189]="loveable scamps"
w3[190]="lesbians"
w3[191]="the Establishment"
w3[192]="vegetarians"
w3[193]="puppets"
w3[194]="fraility"
w3[195]="jazz rhythms"
w3[196]="rhyme"
w3[197]="breathing"
w3[198]="water"
w3[199]="fire"
w3[200]="color"


var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="'Citizen Kane.'"
w4[1]="'Facts of Life.'"
w4[2]="'The Sound and the Fury.'"
w4[3]="'Old Man and the Sea.'"
w4[4]="'A Tale of Two Cities.'"
w4[5]="'Sailor Moon.'"
w4[6]="'The Smurfs.'"
w4[7]="'The Cosby Show.'"
w4[8]="the poems of Emily Dickinson."
w4[9]="'Ulysses.'"
w4[10]="'Canterbury Tales.'"
w4[11]="'Scooby Doo, Where Are You?'."
w4[12]="the Bible."
w4[13]="'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.'"
w4[14]="'Shaft.'"
w4[15]="'Superfly.'"
w4[16]="'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'."
w4[17]="'Pokemon: The First Movie.'"
w4[18]="'What About Bob?'."
w4[19]="'Howard the Duck.'"
w4[20]="'The Muppet Movie.'"
w4[21]="'The Dukes of Hazzard.'"
w4[22]="'Hamlet.'"
w4[23]="'Paradise Lost.'"
w4[24]="'Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.'"
w4[25]="'Death of a Salesman.'"
w4[26]="the short plays of Harold Pinter."
w4[27]="'The Importance of Being Ernest.'"
w4[28]="the poems of T.S. Eliot."
w4[29]="'Young Goodman Brown.'"
w4[30]="'The Scarlet Letter.'"
w4[31]="'War and Peace.'"
w4[32]="short works by Feodor Dostoevsky."
w4[33]="the films of Doris Day."
w4[34]="'Star Wars.'"
w4[35]="'Bladerunner.'"
w4[36]="'Scream 2.'"
w4[37]="'Native Son.'"
w4[38]="'Black Like Me.'"
w4[39]="'The Shawshank Redemption.'"
w4[40]="'I, Rigoberta Menchu.'"
w4[41]="Dante's 'Inferno.'"
w4[42]="'Madame Bovary.'"
w4[43]="'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.'"
w4[44]="Sylvia Plath's 'Daddy.'"
w4[45]="'Star Trek.'"
w4[46]="'Northern Exposure.'"
w4[47]="'Ally McBeal.'"
w4[48]="the poems of William Blake."
w4[49]="'Leaves of Grass.'"
w4[50]="'Charlie's Angels.'"
w4[51]="'Gone With the Wind.'"
w4[52]="'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.'"
w4[53]="'Tom Jones.'"
w4[54]="'Confessions of an English Opium Eater.'"
w4[55]="'Kubla Khan.'"
w4[56]="'Moby-Dick.'"
w4[57]="'The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.'"
w4[58]="the poems of Mark Strand."
w4[59]="'The Turn of the Screw.'"
w4[60]="'Portrait of a Lady.'"
w4[61]="'The Great Gatsby.'"
w4[62]="'Madame Bovary.'"
w4[63]="'Pride and Prejudice.'"
w4[64]="'The Stranger.'"
w4[65]="'The Sun Also Rises.'"
w4[66]="'The Red Badge of Courage.'"
w4[67]="'Jane Eyre.'"
w4[68]="'My Antonia.'"
w4[69]="'Gulliver's Travels.'"
w4[70]="'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.'"
w4[71]="'Great Expectations.'"
w4[72]="'Sula.'"
w4[73]="'Catcher in the Rye.'"
w4[74]="Kafka's 'Metamorphosis.'"
w4[75]="'Antigone.'"
w4[76]="'Lysistrata.'"
w4[77]="'Medea.'"
w4[78]="'A Doll's House.'"
w4[79]="'The Odyssey.'"
w4[80]="'Civil Disobedience.'"
w4[81]="'Go Tell It on the Mountain.'"
w4[82]="'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.'"
w4[83]="'Don Quixote.'"
w4[84]="'The Awakening.'"
w4[85]="'Heart of Darkness.'"
w4[86]="'Robinson Crusoe.'"
w4[87]="'Crime and Punishment.'"
w4[88]="'The Mill on the Floss.'"
w4[89]="'A Passage to India.'"
w4[90]="'Love in the Time of Cholera.'"
w4[91]="'Lord of the Flies.'"
w4[92]="'Tess of the D'Urbervilles.'"
w4[93]="'A Farewell to Arms.'"
w4[94]="'Their Eyes Were Watching God.'"
w4[95]="'Brave New World.'"
w4[96]="'The Trial.'"
w4[97]="'Babbit.'"
w4[98]="'Sons and Lovers.'"
w4[99]="'The Assistant.'"
w4[100]="'Death in Venice.'"
w4[101]="'A Good Man is Hard to Find.'"
w4[102]="'Animal Farm.'"
w4[103]="'Cry, the Beloved Country.'"
w4[104]="'Ivanhoe.'"
w4[105]="'Frankenstein.'"
w4[106]="'The Grapes of Wrath.'"
w4[107]="'Vanity Fair.'"
w4[108]="'Native Son.'"
w4[109]="'Fathers and Sons.'"
w4[110]="'The Cherry Orchard.'"
w4[111]="'Candide.'"
w4[112]="'Slaughterhouse Five.'"
w4[113]="'The Color Purple.'"
w4[114]="the short stories of Eudora Welty."
w4[115]="'The Age of Innocence.'"
w4[116]="'A Room of One's Own.'"
w4[117]="the 'Orestia.'"
w4[118]="'Mother Courage and Her Children.'"
w4[119]="'Faust.'"
w4[120]="'Doctor Faustus.'"
w4[121]="'Desire Under the Elms.'"
w4[122]="'A Long Day's Journey Into Night.'"
w4[123]="'Pygmalion.'"
w4[124]="'The Glass Menagerie.'"
w4[125]="'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.'"
w4[126]="the 'Communist Manifesto.'"
w4[127]="'Walden.'"
w4[128]="'The Tempest.'"
w4[129]="'Gilgamesh.'"
w4[130]="'Erewhon.'"
w4[131]="'A Clockwork Orange.'"
w4[132]="'Beloved.'"
w4[133]="'The Misantrope.'"
w4[134]="'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.'"
w4[135]="'Hedda Gabler.'"
w4[136]="'Tartuffe.'"
w4[137]="'Invisible Man.'"
w4[138]="'The Return of the Native.'"
w4[139]="'Winesburg, Ohio.'"
w4[140]="'The Snows of Kilimanjaro.'"
w4[141]="'The Raven.'"
w4[142]="'The Fall of the House of Usher.'"
w4[143]="the poems of Gerald Manley Hopkins."
w4[144]="'She Stoops to Conquer.'"
w4[145]="'As You Like It.'"
w4[146]="'King Lear.'"
w4[147]="'Macbeth.'"
w4[148]="'Everyman.'"
w4[149]="'The Prince.'"
w4[150]="'Billy Budd.'"
w4[151]="'Uncle Tom's Cabin.'"
w4[152]="'Waiting for Godot.'"
w4[153]="'Endgame.'"
w4[154]="'Betrayal.'"
w4[155]="'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.'"
w4[156]="'Soul on Ice.'"
w4[157]="the 'Decameron.'"
w4[158]="'The Brothers Karamazov.'"
w4[159]="'Look Homeward, Angel.'"
w4[150]="'Pilgrim's Progress.'"
w4[151]="'Mrs. Dalloway.'"
w4[152]="'The Autobiography of Malcolm X.'"
w4[153]="'Volpone.'"
w4[154]="'Sister Carrie.'"
w4[155]="'Absalom! Absalom!.'"
w4[156]="'Anna Karenina.'"
w4[157]="'The Faerie Queen.'"
w4[158]="'Othello.'"
w4[159]="'Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man.'"
w4[160]="'The Dumb Waiter.'"
w4[161]="'Master Harold and the Boys.'"
w4[162]="'Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister.'"
w4[163]="'A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning.'"
w4[164]="'Dear John, Dear Coltrane.'"
w4[165]="'To His Coy Mistress.'"
w4[166]="'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.'"
w4[167]="'As I Lay Dying.'"
w4[168]="'Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious.'"
w4[169]="'The Way of All Flesh.'"
w4[170]="'A Tale of Two Cities.'"
w4[171]="'The Three Muskateers.'"
w4[172]="'The Federalist Papers.'"
w4[173]="'Green Mansions.'"
w4[174]="'Mutiny on the Bounty.'"
w4[175]="'Of Human Bondage.'"
w4[176]="'Hiroshima.'"
w4[177]="'Our Town.'"
w4[178]="'Adventures of Tom Sawyer.'"
w4[179]="'Six Characters in Search of an Author.'"
w4[180]="'The Brady Bunch.'"
w4[181]="'LA Law.'"
w4[182]="'Monday Night Football.'"
w4[183]="'Jerry Springer.'"
w4[184]="'The Blair Witch Project.'"
w4[185]="'Psycho.'"
w4[186]="'Juliet of the Spirits.'"
w4[187]="'Dick Clark's Rock 'n' Roll New Year's Eve.'"
w4[188]="'The Flintstones.'"
w4[189]="'Masters of the Universe.'"
w4[190]="'Popeye.'"
w4[191]="'CHiPS.'"
w4[192]="'General Hospital.'"
w4[193]="'Full House.'"
w4[194]="'Barney.'"
w4[195]="'Teletubbies.'"
w4[196]="'The Simpsons.'"
w4[197]="'Seinfeld.'"
w4[198]="'Jaws.'"
w4[199]="'I Know What You Did Last Summer.'"
w4[200]="the songs of Madonna."

function rndnumber(max){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return randscript
}
function profundity() {
subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg = "Using the ideas of " + w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg = msg + ", explain the " + w2[subscript] + " of "
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg = msg + w3[subscript] + " in " 
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg = msg + w4[subscript]
return msg
}
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