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text = ("<HEAD><TITLE>Scene from MTV's 'The Real World'</TITLE></HEAD>");
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text += ("<P><b>" +form.input1.value+ "</b> [between sobs]: I can't believe the way you treat me!");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b> [dopey blank look]: What?");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input1.value+ "</b>: It just seems that one minute you're like " +form.input4.value+ " and the next minute, it's just like '" +form.input5.value+ ".' And I can't handle this stuff. [continues to cry]");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b>: Chill! If I knew you'd be such a biotch about it . . . You just can't take a joke.");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input1.value+ "</b>: Oh, oh, I suppose it was a joke when you called me " +form.input6.value+ " for not " +form.input7.value+ " when you <i>know</i> it was your turn anyway!");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b>: So that's what this is all about: " +form.input7.value+ ".");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input1.value+ "</b>: No, " +form.input2.value+ ", it's not. This is about you respecting my feelings enough to stop " +form.input8.value+ " me.");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b>: I don't see you giving " +form.input9.value+ " any @#!@, and he's just as bad as I am. Must be 'cuz I'm " +form.input10.value+ ".");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input1.value+ "</b> [between sobs]: Oh, there you go. Bringing race into it again! You " +form.input11.value+ " are all the same. Everytime something 'bad be happenin' it's always because you're " +form.input10.value+ ".");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b>: You can't even begin to realize what its like to grow up " +form.input12.value+ " in a " +form.input13.value+ " world.");
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text += ("<P><b>" +form.input9.value+ "</b>: Damn, that's the third time this episode! What'd you do this time?");
text += ("<P><b>" +form.input2.value+ "</b>: Yo, I don't even know!");
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