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var w1max = 20
var w2max = 50
var w3max = 75
var w4max = 200
var w1 = new Array(w1max)
w1[0]="Analyze"
w1[1]="Summarize"
w1[2]="Examine"
w1[3]="Investigate"
w1[4]="Appraise"
w1[5]="Evaluate"
w1[6]="Consider"
w1[7]="Capsulize"
w1[8]="Synopsize"
w1[9]="Outline"
w1[10]="Process"
w1[11]="Contemplate"
w1[12]="Review"
w1[13]="Explain"
w1[14]="Debate"
w1[15]="Dissect"
w1[16]="Critique"
w1[17]="Scrutinize"
w1[18]="Assess"
w1[19]="Restate briefly"
w1[20]="Evaluate"
var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="relationship"
w2[1]="role"
w2[2]="synergy"
w2[3]="conflicts"
w2[4]="social status"
w2[5]="ideology"
w2[6]="placement"
w2[7]="treatment"
w2[8]="political awareness"
w2[9]="gender beliefs"
w2[10]="characterization"
w2[11]="portrayal"
w2[12]="representation"
w2[13]="function"
w2[14]="use"
w2[15]="religious values"
w2[16]="rebelliousness"
w2[17]="Marxist beliefs"
w2[18]="positioning"
w2[19]="depravity"
w2[20]="moral indignation"
w2[21]="influence"
w2[22]="Marxist analysis"
w2[23]="Freudian interpretations"
w2[24]="protagonist's interpretation"
w2[25]="changing views"
w2[26]="juxtapositioning"
w2[27]="appearances"
w2[28]="importance"
w2[29]="interrogation of traditional values"
w2[30]="symbolism"
w2[31]="role"
w2[32]="synergy"
w2[33]="conflicts"
w2[34]="social status"
w2[35]="idealogy"
w2[36]="placement"
w2[37]="treatment"
w2[38]="political awareness"
w2[39]="gender beliefs"
w2[40]="characterization"
w2[41]="dichotomy"
w2[42]="proliferation"
w2[43]="marginalization"
w2[44]="language capabilities"
w2[45]="economic position"
w2[46]="believability"
w2[47]="preferential treatment"
w2[48]="implied reading"
w2[49]="shunning"
w2[50]="bias"
var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="Smurfs"
w3[1]="African-Americans"
w3[2]="feminists"
w3[3]="women of color"
w3[4]="immigrants"
w3[5]="men"
w3[6]="women"
w3[7]="children"
w3[8]="Southerners"
w3[9]="Korean-Americans"
w3[10]="Klingons"
w3[11]="the morbidly obese"
w3[12]="the poor"
w3[13]="the bourgeoise"
w3[14]="the proletariat"
w3[15]="blue-collar workers"
w3[16]="fat-cat lawyers"
w3[17]="politicians"
w3[18]="prostitutes"
w3[19]="idiot savants"
w3[20]="teenagers"
w3[21]="waitresses"
w3[22]="nature"
w3[23]="evil forces"
w3[24]="Satan"
w3[25]="God"
w3[26]="the antagonist"
w3[27]="the protagonist"
w3[28]="the common man"
w3[29]="superheroes"
w3[30]="prisoners"
w3[31]="doctors"
w3[32]="infants"
w3[33]="ghosts"
w3[34]="sisters"
w3[35]="brothers"
w3[36]="fathers"
w3[37]="mothers"
w3[38]="puppies"
w3[39]="fancy dishware"
w3[40]="adventure stories"
w3[41]="flashbacks"
w3[42]="clothing"
w3[43]="minor characters"
w3[44]="pastors"
w3[45]="religious figures"
w3[46]="mice"
w3[47]="Christ figures"
w3[48]="dream subjects"
w3[49]="the elderly"
w3[50]="fortune tellers"
w3[51]="self-proclaimed freaks"
w3[52]="puppet dictators"
w3[53]="geeks"
w3[54]="nerds"
w3[55]="preppies"
w3[56]="jocks"
w3[57]="idealists"
w3[58]="wannabes"
w3[59]="doppelgangers"
w3[60]="assassins"
w3[61]="minorities"
w3[62]="dogs"
w3[63]="innocent bystanders"
w3[64]="doting grandmothers"
w3[65]="toilet humor"
w3[66]="ballet dancers"
w3[67]="gentlemen of leisure"
w3[68]="ambulance drivers"
w3[69]="nurses"
w3[70]="goths"
w3[71]="energy-draining personalities"
w3[72]="playboys"
w3[73]="double standards"
w3[74]="dirty old men"
w3[75]="Yankees"
var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.'"
w4[1]="'The Facts of Life.'"
w4[2]="'The Sound and the Fury.'"
w4[3]="'Old Man and the Sea.'"
w4[4]="'A Tale of Two Cities.'"
w4[5]="'Sailor Moon.'"
w4[6]="'The Smurfs.'"
w4[7]="'The Cosby Show.'"
w4[8]="the poems of Emily Dickinson."
w4[9]="'Ulysses.'"
w4[10]="'Canterbury Tales.'"
w4[11]="'Scooby Doo, Where Are You?'."
w4[12]="the Bible."
w4[13]="'Citizen Kane.'"
w4[14]="'Shaft.'"
w4[15]="'Superfly.'"
w4[16]="'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'."
w4[17]="'Pokemon: The First Movie.'"
w4[18]="'What About Bob?'."
w4[19]="'Howard the Duck.'"
w4[20]="'The Muppet Movie.'"
w4[21]="'The Dukes of Hazzard.'"
w4[22]="'Hamlet.'"
w4[23]="'Paradise Lost.'"
w4[24]="'Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.'"
w4[25]="'Death of a Salesman.'"
w4[26]="the short plays of Harold Pinter."
w4[27]="'The Importance of Being Ernest.'"
w4[28]="the poems of T.S. Eliot."
w4[29]="'Young Goodman Brown.'"
w4[30]="'The Scarlet Letter.'"
w4[31]="'War and Peace.'"
w4[32]="short works by Feodor Dostoevsky."
w4[33]="the films of Doris Day."
w4[34]="'Star Wars.'"
w4[35]="'Bladerunner.'"
w4[36]="'Scream 2.'"
w4[37]="'Native Son.'"
w4[38]="'Black Like Me.'"
w4[39]="'The Shawshank Redemption.'"
w4[40]="'I, Rigoberta Menchu.'"
w4[41]="Dante's 'Inferno.'"
w4[42]="'Madame Bovary.'"
w4[43]="'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.'"
w4[44]="Sylvia Plath's 'Daddy.'"
w4[45]="'Star Trek.'"
w4[46]="'Northern Exposure.'"
w4[47]="'Ally McBeal.'"
w4[48]="the poems of William Blake."
w4[49]="'Leaves of Grass.'"
w4[50]="'Charlie's Angels.'"
w4[51]="'Gone With the Wind.'"
w4[52]="'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.'"
w4[53]="'Tom Jones.'"
w4[54]="'Confessions of an English Opium Eater.'"
w4[55]="'Kubla Khan.'"
w4[56]="'Moby-Dick.'"
w4[57]="'The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.'"
w4[58]="the poems of Mark Strand."
w4[59]="'The Turn of the Screw.'"
w4[60]="'Portrait of a Lady.'"
w4[61]="'The Great Gatsby.'"
w4[62]="'Madame Bovary.'"
w4[63]="'Pride and Prejudice.'"
w4[64]="'The Stranger.'"
w4[65]="'The Sun Also Rises.'"
w4[66]="'The Red Badge of Courage.'"
w4[67]="'Jane Eyre.'"
w4[68]="'My Antonia.'"
w4[69]="'Gulliver's Travels.'"
w4[70]="'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.'"
w4[71]="'Great Expectations.'"
w4[72]="'Sula.'"
w4[73]="'Catcher in the Rye.'"
w4[74]="Kafka's 'Metamorphosis.'"
w4[75]="'Antigone.'"
w4[76]="'Lysistrata.'"
w4[77]="'Medea.'"
w4[78]="'A Doll's House.'"
w4[79]="'The Odyssey.'"
w4[80]="'Civil Disobedience.'"
w4[81]="'Go Tell It on the Mountain.'"
w4[82]="'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.'"
w4[83]="'Don Quixote.'"
w4[84]="'The Awakening.'"
w4[85]="'Heart of Darkness.'"
w4[86]="'Robinson Crusoe.'"
w4[87]="'Crime and Punishment.'"
w4[88]="'The Mill on the Floss.'"
w4[89]="'A Passage to India.'"
w4[90]="'Love in the Time of Cholera.'"
w4[91]="'Lord of the Flies.'"
w4[92]="'Tess of the D'Urbervilles.'"
w4[93]="'A Farewell to Arms.'"
w4[94]="'Their Eyes Were Watching God.'"
w4[95]="'Brave New World.'"
w4[96]="'The Trial.'"
w4[97]="'Babbit.'"
w4[98]="'Sons and Lovers.'"
w4[99]="'The Assistant.'"
w4[100]="'Death in Venice.'"
w4[101]="'A Good Man is Hard to Find.'"
w4[102]="'Animal Farm.'"
w4[103]="'Cry, the Beloved Country.'"
w4[104]="'Ivanhoe.'"
w4[105]="'Frankenstein.'"
w4[106]="'The Grapes of Wrath.'"
w4[107]="'Vanity Fair.'"
w4[108]="'Native Son.'"
w4[109]="'Fathers and Sons.'"
w4[110]="'The Cherry Orchard.'"
w4[111]="'Candide.'"
w4[112]="'Slaughterhouse Five.'"
w4[113]="'The Color Purple.'"
w4[114]="the short stories of Eudora Welty."
w4[115]="'The Age of Innocence.'"
w4[116]="'A Room of One's Own.'"
w4[117]="the 'Orestia.'"
w4[118]="'Mother Courage and Her Children.'"
w4[119]="'Faust.'"
w4[120]="'Doctor Faustus.'"
w4[121]="'Desire Under the Elms.'"
w4[122]="'A Long Day's Journey Into Night.'"
w4[123]="'Pygmalion.'"
w4[124]="'The Glass Menagerie.'"
w4[125]="'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.'"
w4[126]="the 'Communist Manifesto.'"
w4[127]="'Walden.'"
w4[128]="'The Tempest.'"
w4[129]="'Gilgamesh.'"
w4[130]="'Erewhon.'"
w4[131]="'A Clockwork Orange.'"
w4[132]="'Beloved.'"
w4[133]="'The Misantrope.'"
w4[134]="'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.'"
w4[135]="'Hedda Gabler.'"
w4[136]="'Tartuffe.'"
w4[137]="'Invisible Man.'"
w4[138]="'The Return of the Native.'"
w4[139]="'Winesburg, Ohio.'"
w4[140]="'The Snows of Kilimanjaro.'"
w4[141]="'The Raven.'"
w4[142]="'The Fall of the House of Usher.'"
w4[143]="the poems of Gerald Manley Hopkins."
w4[144]="'She Stoops to Conquer.'"
w4[145]="'As You Like It.'"
w4[146]="'King Lear.'"
w4[147]="'Macbeth.'"
w4[148]="'Everyman.'"
w4[149]="'The Prince.'"
w4[150]="'Billy Budd.'"
w4[151]="'Uncle Tom's Cabin.'"
w4[152]="'Waiting for Godot.'"
w4[153]="'Endgame.'"
w4[154]="'Betrayal.'"
w4[155]="'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.'"
w4[156]="'Soul on Ice.'"
w4[157]="the 'Decameron.'"
w4[158]="'The Brothers Karamazov.'"
w4[159]="'Look Homeward, Angel.'"
w4[150]="'Pilgrim's Progress.'"
w4[151]="'Mrs. Dalloway.'"
w4[152]="'The Autobiography of Malcolm X.'"
w4[153]="'Volpone.'"
w4[154]="'Sister Carrie.'"
w4[155]="'Absalom! Absalom!.'"
w4[156]="'Anna Karenina.'"
w4[157]="'The Faerie Queen.'"
w4[158]="'Othello.'"
w4[159]="'Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man.'"
w4[160]="'The Dumb Waiter.'"
w4[161]="'Master Harold and the Boys.'"
w4[162]="'Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister.'"
w4[163]="'A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning.'"
w4[164]="'Dear John, Dear Coltrane.'"
w4[165]="'To His Coy Mistress.'"
w4[166]="'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.'"
w4[167]="'As I Lay Dying.'"
w4[168]="'Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious.'"
w4[169]="'The Way of All Flesh.'"
w4[170]="'A Tale of Two Cities.'"
w4[171]="'The Three Muskateers.'"
w4[172]="'The Federalist Papers.'"
w4[173]="'Green Mansions.'"
w4[174]="'Mutiny on the Bounty.'"
w4[175]="'Of Human Bondage.'"
w4[176]="'Hiroshima.'"
w4[177]="'Our Town.'"
w4[178]="'Adventures of Tom Sawyer.'"
w4[179]="'Six Characters in Search of an Author.'"
w4[180]="'The Brady Bunch.'"
w4[181]="'LA Law.'"
w4[182]="'Monday Night Football.'"
w4[183]="'Jerry Springer.'"
w4[184]="'The Blair Witch Project.'"
w4[185]="'Psycho.'"
w4[186]="'Juliet of the Spirits.'"
w4[187]="'Dick Clark's Rock 'n' Roll New Year's Eve.'"
w4[188]="'The Flintstones.'"
w4[189]="'Masters of the Universe.'"
w4[190]="'Popeye.'"
w4[191]="'CHiPS.'"
w4[192]="'General Hospital.'"
w4[193]="'Full House.'"
w4[194]="'Barney.'"
w4[195]="'Teletubbies.'"
w4[196]="'The Simpsons.'"
w4[197]="'Seinfeld.'"
w4[198]="'Jaws.'"
w4[199]="'<i>I Know What You Did Last Summer</i>.'"
w4[200]="the songs of Madonna."

function rndnumber(max){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return randscript
}
function profundity() {
subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg = w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg = msg + " the " + w2[subscript] + " of "
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg = msg + w3[subscript] + " in " 
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg = msg + w4[subscript]
return msg
}
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