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var w1max = 60
var w2max = 60
var w3max = 60
var w4max = 60
var w5max = 60
var w6max = 60
var w1 = new Array(w1max)
w1[0]="Melanie Griffith"
w1[1]="Michelle Pfieffer"
w1[2]="Julia Roberts"
w1[3]="Kristen Durst"
w1[4]="Winona Ryder"
w1[5]="Katie Holmes"
w1[6]="Britney Spears"
w1[7]="Jennifer Lopez"
w1[8]="Calista Flockhart"
w1[9]="Ann-Margret"
w1[10]="Beth Littleford"
w1[11]="Meg Ryan"
w1[12]="Molly Ringwald"
w1[13]="Heather Graham"
w1[14]="Selma Hayek"
w1[15]="Catherine Zeta-Jones"
w1[16]="Sela Ward"
w1[17]="Roma Downey"
w1[18]="Oprah Winfrey"
w1[19]="Halle Berry"
w1[20]="Queen Latifah"
w1[21]="Rosie Perez"
w1[22]="Ally Sheedy"
w1[23]="Jennifer Love-Hewitt"
w1[24]="Lisa Bonet"
w1[25]="Miss Piggy"
w1[26]="Sheryl Lee"
w1[27]="Lara Flynn Boyle"
w1[28]="Hillary Swank"
w1[29]="Sherilyn Fenn"
w1[30]="Sarah Jessica Parker"
w1[31]="Bette Midler"
w1[32]="Whitney Houston"
w1[33]="Angela Bassett"
w1[34]="Andie MacDowell"
w1[35]="Uma Thurman"
w1[36]="Barbra Streisand"
w1[37]="Madonna"
w1[38]="Shelley Long"
w1[39]="Kirstie Alley"
w1[40]="Nicole Kidman"
w1[41]="Melissa Joan Hart"
w1[42]="Sarah Michelle Gellar"
w1[43]="Jewel"
w1[44]="Piper Perabo"
w1[45]="Tyra Campbell"
w1[46]="Cameron Diaz"
w1[47]="Angelina Jolie"
w1[48]="Charlize Theron"
w1[49]="Rupert Everett"
w1[50]="Dominique Swain"
w1[51]="Heather Locklear"
w1[52]="Pamela Anderson"
w1[53]="Roseanne"
w1[54]="Tammy Faye Baker"
w1[55]="Molly Shannon"
w1[56]="Jane Curtin"
w1[57]="Rosie O'Donnell"
w1[58]="Kathie Lee Gifford"
w1[59]="Colleen from 'Survivor'"
w1[60]="Cindy Crawford"
var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="breast cancer"
w2[1]="children"
w2[2]="ovarian cancer"
w2[3]="father's death"
w2[4]="sister's abduction by terrorists"
w2[5]="custody battle"
w2[6]="career as an advertising executive"
w2[7]="emotional problems"
w2[8]="popular nightclub"
w2[9]="children's charity"
w2[10]="adoption of foreign children with AIDS"
w2[11]="ill mother"
w2[12]="AIDS research"
w2[13]="feminist brainwashing"
w2[14]="unhappy marriage"
w2[15]="fight for a Patient's Bill of Rights"
w2[16]="presidential duties"
w2[17]="attempts to end poverty in South-Central LA"
w2[18]="attempts to teach the inner-city children of Houston how to read"
w2[19]="campaign for her father's presidential bid"
w2[20]="maneuvers up the corporate ladder, rung by rung and bed by bed,"
w2[21]="job as a Planet Hollywood waitress"
w2[22]="drug abuse"
w2[23]="fledgling auto mechanics business"
w2[24]="bid for Governor"
w2[25]="breast cancer"
w2[26]="operatic aspirations"
w2[27]="dead husband's will"
w2[28]="1968 Mustang"
w2[29]="failing stocks"
w2[30]="interior design company"
w2[31]="depression"
w2[32]="appearances"
w2[33]="thriving catering business"
w2[34]="ill child"
w2[35]="guilt over loving again"
w2[36]="goal to be the best flight attendant on Skyvue Airlines"
w2[37]="jewelry store"
w2[38]="failing restaurant"
w2[39]="cozy bookstore"
w2[40]="dot-com IPO"
w2[41]="hepatitis B"
w2[42]="singing career"
w2[43]="dreams of becoming a Broadway star"
w2[44]="dance studio"
w2[45]="work for the NRA"
w2[46]="brother's criminal activities"
w2[47]="bank-robbing"
w2[48]="murderous ambitions"
w2[49]="eye make-up"
w2[50]="guerilla group's success in Southeast Asia"
w2[51]="amputated leg"
w2[52]="failing romance with the Prince of England"
w2[53]="brother's boy band"
w2[54]="high school prom"
w2[55]="SAT"
w2[56]="dreams becoming the first female football player in the NFL"
w2[57]="father's innocence in the death of her mother"
w2[58]="abusive ex-husband"
w2[59]="problems of love"
w2[60]="hardened heart"
var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="J oshua Jackson"
w3[1]="James Van Der Beek"
w3[2]="George Clooney"
w3[3]="Ice Cube"
w3[4]="Ice-T"
w3[5]="Samuel L. Jackson"
w3[6]="Bruce Willis"
w3[7]="Ellen DeGeneres"
w3[8]="Anne Heche"
w3[9]="Dylan McDermott"
w3[10]="Rupert Everett"
w3[11]="Kyle MacLachlan"
w3[12]="Robert Redford"
w3[13]="Burt Reynolds"
w3[14]="Paul Newman"
w3[15]="Kevin Costner"
w3[16]="Kevin Spacey"
w3[17]="Kevin Bacon"
w3[18]="Will Ferrell"
w3[19]="Bill Murray"
w3[20]="John Cusack"
w3[21]="Craig Kilborne"
w3[22]="Sean Penn"
w3[23]="Chris Rock"
w3[24]="Chris Tucker"
w3[25]="Don Johnson"
w3[26]="Ted Danson"
w3[27]="Wolf Blitzer"
w3[28]="Michael Keaton"
w3[29]="Clint Eastwood"
w3[30]="Tommy Lee Jones"
w3[31]="Will Smith"
w3[32]="Antonio Banderas"
w3[33]="Tom Hanks"
w3[34]="Hugh Grant"
w3[35]="Freddie Prinze, Jr."
w3[36]="Space Ghost"
w3[37]="John Henson"
w3[38]="Greg Kinnear"
w3[39]="Jack Nicholson"
w3[40]="Arsenio Hall"
w3[41]="the Crocodile Hunter"
w3[42]="Chris Isaak"
w3[43]="Don Knotts"
w3[44]="Ricky Martin"
w3[45]="Dave Foley"
w3[46]="Mark McKinney"
w3[47]="Norm McDonald"
w3[48]="Jason Alexander"
w3[49]="Woody Allen"
w3[50]="Johnny Depp"
w3[51]="Harry Dean Stanton"
w3[52]="Vanilla Ice"
w3[53]="Kermit the Frog"
w3[54]="John Goodman"
w3[55]="Nicholas Cage"
w3[56]="Richard Simmons"
w3[57]="John Lithgow"
w3[58]="Christian Slater"
w3[59]="Harry Connick, Jr."
w3[60]="Mark Walhberg"
var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="Russian"
w4[1]="wealthy"
w4[2]="Asian"
w4[3]="Spanish"
w4[4]="Latin"
w4[5]="handsome"
w4[6]="hunky"
w4[7]="down 'n' out"
w4[8]="upcoming"
w4[9]="promising"
w4[10]="honorable"
w4[11]="corrupt"
w4[12]="single"
w4[13]="bold"
w4[14]="downtrodden"
w4[15]="romantic"
w4[16]="traditional"
w4[17]="liberal"
w4[18]="conservative"
w4[19]="polite"
w4[20]="religious"
w4[21]="humble"
w4[22]="flashy"
w4[23]="dangerous"
w4[24]="British"
w4[25]="corrosive"
w4[26]="French"
w4[27]="musical"
w4[28]="loving"
w4[29]="marriage-oriented"
w4[30]="dedicated"
w4[31]="good-natured"
w4[32]="giving"
w4[33]="sympathetic"
w4[34]="driven"
w4[35]="starving"
w4[36]="soulful"
w4[37]="disco-loving"
w4[38]="streetwise"
w4[39]="technological-savvy"
w4[40]="determined"
w4[41]="heartbroken"
w4[42]="needy"
w4[43]="failing"
w4[44]="sick"
w4[45]="damned"
w4[46]="trouble-causing"
w4[47]="lawsuit-happy"
w4[48]="perfect"
w4[49]="showy"
w4[50]="proud"
w4[51]="caring"
w4[52]="class-conscious"
w4[53]="Marxist"
w4[54]="Communist"
w4[55]="refugee"
w4[56]="drug-using"
w4[57]="talented"
w4[58]="Muslim"
w4[59]="Christian"
w4[60]="Jewish"
var w5 = new Array(w5max)
w5[0]="actor"
w5[1]="prince"
w5[2]="lawyer"
w5[3]="talk show host"
w5[4]="congressman"
w5[5]="dot-com entrepreneur"
w5[6]="doctor"
w5[7]="HMO lobbyist"
w5[8]="professional"
w5[9]="architect"
w5[10]="advertising executive"
w5[11]="chef"
w5[12]="zoologist"
w5[13]="archeologist"
w5[14]="priest"
w5[15]="rabbi"
w5[16]="scientist"
w5[17]="alien"
w5[18]="illegal alien"
w5[19]="reporter"
w5[20]="director"
w5[21]="anchorman"
w5[22]="civil rights activist"
w5[23]="preacher"
w5[24]="nurse"
w5[25]="factory worker"
w5[26]="auto mechanic"
w5[27]="postman"
w5[28]="cowboy"
w5[29]="used car salesman"
w5[30]="talent scout"
w5[31]="criminal"
w5[32]="bank robber"
w5[33]="murderer"
w5[34]="terrorist"
w5[35]="police officer"
w5[36]="private detective"
w5[37]="parole officer"
w5[38]="judge"
w5[39]="public defender"
w5[40]="prison warden"
w5[41]="musician"
w5[42]="artist"
w5[43]="parapsychologist"
w5[44]="truck driver"
w5[45]="lounge singer"
w5[46]="furniture salesman"
w5[47]="Boy Scout leader"
w5[48]="father"
w5[49]="dance instructor"
w5[50]="quarterback"
w5[51]="Olympic hopeful"
w5[52]="handyman"
w5[53]="President"
w5[54]="senator"
w5[55]="foreign ambassador"
w5[56]="real estate tycoon"
w5[57]="drug dealer"
w5[58]="gangbanger"
w5[59]="teacher"
w5[60]="college professor"
var w6 = new Array(w6max)
w6[0]="LOVE ON THE ROCKS"
w6[1]="UNEXPECTED LOVE"
w6[2]="NEVER TOO LATE"
w6[3]="THE LOVE OF A LIFETIME"
w6[4]="LOVE'S LABOUR LOST"
w6[5]="ROMEO & JULIET REPRISED"
w6[6]="DO YOU LOVE ME?"
w6[7]="WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW?"
w6[8]="LOOK FOR THE RAINBOW"
w6[9]="HAPPY ENDING"
w6[10]="LOVELY MOVIE"
w6[11]="ROMANTIC ENCOUNTER"
w6[12]="A ROMANCE FOR ALL TIME"
w6[13]="DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON LOVE"
w6[14]="SURPISES OF LOVE"
w6[15]="FLOWERS ON MY DESK"
w6[16]="A THIRST FOR ROMANCE"
w6[17]="FINALLY, LOVE"
w6[18]="WE'RE SO LOVELY"
w6[19]="CAN'T HARDLY WAIT FOR LOVE"
w6[20]="DREAMS OF LOVE"
w6[21]="DREAMS OF LOVE II"
w6[22]="HONEYPIE"
w6[23]="THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER"
w6[24]="LOVE ON A MONDAY MORNING"
w6[25]="LOVE FOR LUNCH"
w6[26]="LOVE SNACKS"
w6[27]="A SCHEDULE FOR LOVE"
w6[28]="DEFINITELY LOVE"
w6[29]="THE RIGHT PLACE TO BE"
w6[30]="LOOKING OUT FOR LOVE"
w6[31]="I KNOW WHO YOU LOVED LAST SUMMER"
w6[32]="A FUNNY FEELING"
w6[33]="FALLING IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN"
w6[34]="REMEMBERING HOW TO LOVE"
w6[35]="THE POSITIVE PEOPLE"
w6[36]="LOOKING FOR SOME FEELING"
w6[37]="EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER"
w6[38]="STARING AT LOVE"
w6[39]="SERIOUS LOVE"
w6[40]="CAREFUL ROMANCE"
w6[41]="AFRAID TO LOVE"
w6[42]="LOVE SNEAKS UP ON US"
w6[43]="FLAMBOYANT LOVE"
w6[44]="MS. TOO-BUSY-TO-LOVE"
w6[45]="DRIVE ME WILD"
w6[46]="THE ANTI-LONELINESS DRUG"
w6[47]="LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS"
w6[48]="THE DANCE OF ROMANCE"
w6[49]="SENTENCE: LOVE FOR LIFE"
w6[50]="WANTED: ONE GOOD WIFE"
w6[51]="OPERATION LOVE"
w6[52]="THE BUSINESS OF LOVE"
w6[53]="THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE"
w6[54]="REMEMBER TO SCHEDULE IN LOVE"
w6[55]="THE BUSY, BUSY, BUSY WORLD OF MS. JONES"
w6[56]="LOVING THERESA"
w6[57]="MAKING TIME FOR LOVE"
w6[58]="HAPPY HOUR"
w6[59]="LEARNING TO LOVE"
w6[60]="LOVE ERASES ALL TROUBLES"

function rndnumber(max){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return randscript
}
function profundity() {

subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg = w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg = msg + " portrays a woman too focused on her " + w2[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg = msg + " to think about taking a lover. Then " + w3[subscript] 
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg = msg + ", a " + w4[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w5max)
msg = msg + " " + w5[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w6max)
msg = msg + ", tries to steal her heart in " + w6[subscript] + ", a movie with all the force of romance itself. This rollercoaster ride of a movie will move you. Bring your hankies, ladies." 
return msg
}
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