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var w1max = 60
var w2max = 60
var w3max = 60
var w4max = 60
var w5max = 40
var w6max = 20
var w7max = 60
var w8max = 60
var w9max = 30
var w10max = 30
var w11max = 60

var w1 = new Array(w1max)
w1[0]="shrimp, shelled and deveined,"
w1[1]="chicken, cubed,"
w1[2]="ham, cubed,"
w1[3]="ground beef"
w1[4]="turkey, cubed,"
w1[5]="pork cutlets"
w1[6]="beef tongue"
w1[7]="(about 12 slices) bologna"
w1[8]="tuna"
w1[9]="assorted cold cuts"
w1[10]="vienna sausages"
w1[11]="franks"
w1[12]="hot links"
w1[13]="andouille"
w1[14]="cod"
w1[15]="salmon"
w1[16]="haddock"
w1[17]="lobster"
w1[18]="fish sticks"
w1[19]="breakfast sausage"
w1[20]="Spam (R)"
w1[21]="sirloin tips"
w1[22]="pigs' feet"
w1[23]="albacore"
w1[24]="tofu (firm), cubed,"
w1[25]="veggieburger"
w1[26]="venison"
w1[27]="moose"
w1[28]="duck"
w1[29]="pheasant"
w1[30]="quail"
w1[31]="Cornish game hens"
w1[32]="chorizo"
w1[33]="sardines"
w1[34]="herrings"
w1[35]="beef kidney"
w1[36]="variety meats"
w1[37]="chicken breasts"
w1[38]="chicken filets"
w1[39]="pork tenderloin"
w1[40]="lamb"
w1[41]="bacon"
w1[42]="mackrel"
w1[43]="ground chuck"
w1[44]="standing rib roast, cubed and dusted in flour,"
w1[45]="pork sausage"
w1[46]="turkey sausage"
w1[47]="sirloin"
w1[48]="round steak"
w1[49]="ground beef"
w1[50]="ground beef"
w1[51]="ground beef"
w1[52]="ground beef"
w1[53]="chicken"
w1[54]="chicken"
w1[55]="chicken"
w1[56]="chicken"
w1[57]="ground beef"
w1[58]="ground beef"
w1[59]="ground beef"
w1[60]="ground beef"

var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="corn"
w2[1]="green beans"
w2[2]="sliced mushrooms"
w2[3]="creamed corn"
w2[4]="black-eyed peas"
w2[5]="chowder beans"
w2[6]="pinto beans"
w2[7]="Great Northern beans"
w2[8]="stewed tomatoes"
w2[9]="beets"
w2[10]="leeks"
w2[11]="water chesnuts"
w2[12]="sweet potatoes"
w2[13]="sugar snap peas"
w2[14]="hominy"
w2[15]="celery"
w2[16]="radishes"
w2[17]="turnips"
w2[18]="bell peppers"
w2[19]="squash"
w2[20]="zucchini"
w2[21]="eggplant"
w2[22]="bean sprouts"
w2[23]="cabbage"
w2[24]="sauerkraut"
w2[25]="butter beans"
w2[26]="kidney beans"
w2[27]="baby lima beans"
w2[28]="artichoke hearts"
w2[29]="spinach"
w2[30]="kale"
w2[31]="collard greens"
w2[32]="broccoli"
w2[33]="asparagus"
w2[34]="cauliflower"
w2[35]="kolrabi"
w2[36]="mustard greens"
w2[37]="carrots"
w2[38]="green onions"
w2[39]="shallots"
w2[40]="bok choy"
w2[41]="water chestnuts"
w2[42]="cactus"
w2[43]="okra"
w2[44]="yellow wax beans"
w2[45]="arugula"
w2[46]="brussel sprouts"
w2[47]="plantains"
w2[48]="three bean salad"
w2[49]="green tomatoes"
w2[50]="spaghetti rings with meatballs in tomato sauce"
w2[51]="tomato paste"
w2[52]="diced tomatoes"
w2[53]="diced tomatoes with chiles"
w2[54]="pimientos"
w2[55]="white beans"
w2[56]="tomatoes"
w2[57]="tomatoes"
w2[58]="tomatoes"
w2[59]="tomatoes"
w2[60]="tomatoes"

var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="kale"
w3[1]="collard greens"
w3[2]="broccoli"
w3[3]="asparagus"
w3[4]="cauliflower"
w3[5]="kolrabi"
w3[6]="mustard greens"
w3[7]="carrots"
w3[8]="green onions"
w3[9]="portobello mushrooms"
w3[10]="shittake mushrooms"
w3[11]="sun-ripened tomatoes"
w3[12]="shallots"
w3[13]="cherry tomatoes"
w3[14]="corn"
w3[15]="green beans"
w3[16]="sliced mushrooms"
w3[17]="creamed corn"
w3[18]="black-eyed peas"
w3[19]="chowder beans"
w3[20]="pinto beans"
w3[21]="Great Northern beans"
w3[22]="stewed tomatoes"
w3[23]="beets"
w3[24]="leeks"
w3[25]="water chestnuts"
w3[26]="sweet potatoes"
w3[27]="sugar snap peas"
w3[28]="cherry tomatoes"
w3[29]="pearl onions"
w3[30]="baby corn"
w3[31]="hominy"
w3[32]="shittake mushrooms"
w3[33]="shallots"
w3[34]="celery"
w3[35]="zucchini"
w3[36]="squash"
w3[37]="eggplant"
w3[38]="bean sprouts"
w3[39]="bell peppers"
w3[40]="cabbage"
w3[41]="sauerkraut"
w3[42]="baby lima beans"
w3[43]="kidney beans"
w3[44]="butter beans"
w3[45]="artichoke hearts"
w3[46]="spinach"
w3[47]="cactus"
w3[48]="okra"
w3[49]="yellow wax beans"
w3[50]="arugula"
w3[51]="brussel sprouts"
w3[52]="plantains"
w3[53]="three bean salad"
w3[54]="green tomatoes"
w3[55]="imitation crab meat"
w3[56]="chopped apple"
w3[57]="escarole"
w3[58]="watercress"
w3[59]="pork and beans"
w3[60]="green peppers"

var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="corn"
w4[1]="green beans"
w4[2]="sliced mushrooms"
w4[3]="creamed corn"
w4[4]="black-eyed peas"
w4[5]="chowder beans"
w4[6]="pinto beans"
w4[7]="Great Northern beans"
w4[8]="stewed tomatoes"
w4[9]="beets"
w4[10]="leeks"
w4[11]="kale"
w4[12]="collard greens"
w4[13]="broccoli"
w4[14]="asparagus"
w4[15]="cauliflower"
w4[16]="water chestnuts"
w4[17]="kolrabi"
w4[18]="bok choy"
w4[19]="mustard greens"
w4[20]="carrots"
w4[21]="green onions"
w4[22]="cherry tomatoes"
w4[23]="pearl onions"
w4[24]="baby corn"
w4[25]="hominy"
w4[26]="shittake mushrooms"
w4[27]="shallots"
w4[28]="celery"
w4[29]="zucchini"
w4[30]="squash"
w4[31]="eggplant"
w4[32]="bean sprouts"
w4[33]="cabbage"
w4[34]="sauerkraut"
w4[35]="baby lima beans"
w4[36]="kidney beans"
w4[37]="butter beans"
w4[38]="artichoke hearts"
w4[39]="spinach"
w4[40]="cactus"
w4[41]="okra"
w4[42]="yellow wax beans"
w4[43]="arugula"
w4[44]="brussel sprouts"
w4[45]="plantains"
w4[46]="three bean salad"
w4[47]="green tomatoes"
w4[48]="pineapple cubes"
w4[49]="green chili salsa"
w4[50]="red bell peppers"
w4[51]="yellow bell peppers"
w4[52]="mushrooms"
w4[53]="frozen French-style green beans"
w4[54]="diced celery"
w4[55]="pimientos"
w4[56]="parsnips"
w4[57]="pumpkin"
w4[58]="mushrooms"
w4[59]="mushrooms"
w4[60]="mushrooms"

var w5 = new Array(w5max)
w5[0]="1 package elbow macaroni, cooked,"
w5[1]="1 package egg noodles, cooked,"
w5[2]="1 package linguini, cooked,"
w5[3]="1 package spaghetti, cooked,"
w5[4]="1 package fettuccini, cooked,"
w5[5]="1 package ravioli, cooked,"
w5[6]="1 cup white rice, prepared,"
w5[7]="1 cup brown rice, prepared,"
w5[8]="1 cup wild rice, prepared,"
w5[9]="3 baking potatoes, sliced,"
w5[10]="12 quartered red new potatoes"
w5[11]="1 package frozen french fries"
w5[12]="1/2 cup bread crumbs"
w5[13]="1/2 cup cornflakes"
w5[14]="1 cup chow mein noodles"
w5[15]="1 package tater tots"
w5[16]="1 package O'Brien potatoes"
w5[17]="1 cup croutons"
w5[18]="1 cup stuffing mix"
w5[19]="1 package Ramen noodles (any flavor, do not add seasoning)"
w5[20]="1 lb. boiled potatoes, cubed,"
w5[21]="1/2 cup wheat germ"
w5[22]="1/2 cup oatmeal"
w5[23]="1 cup leftover mashed potatoes"
w5[24]="1/2 cup crushed saltine crackers"
w5[25]="1/2 cup crushed whole wheat crackers"
w5[26]="1/2 cup crushed Ritz (R) crackers"
w5[27]="20 whole Ritz (R) crackers"
w5[28]="1/2 cup Grape Nuts (R) cereal"
w5[29]="1 cup hominy grits"
w5[30]="1 cup polenta, prepared"
w5[31]="1 cup couscous, prepared,"
w5[32]="1/4 cup all-purpose flour"
w5[33]="1/4 cup Softasilk (R) cake flour"
w5[34]="1/4 cup barley"
w5[35]="1/2 cup yellow cornmeal"
w5[36]="1/2 cup Cream of Wheat (R)"
w5[37]="1 cup alphabet pasta, prepared,"
w5[38]="1 cup pasta shells, prepared,"
w5[39]="1 cup wheel pasta, prepared,"
w5[40]="1 cup rotini pasta, prepared,"

var w6 = new Array(w6max)
w6[0]="mushroom"
w6[1]="mushroom"
w6[2]="mushroom"
w6[3]="mushroom"
w6[4]="mushroom"
w6[5]="mushroom"
w6[6]="mushroom"
w6[7]="mushroom"
w6[8]="celery"
w6[9]="celery"
w6[10]="celery"
w6[11]="celery"
w6[12]="celery"
w6[13]="chicken"
w6[14]="chicken"
w6[15]="potato"
w6[16]="tomato"
w6[17]="shrimp"
w6[18]="asparagus"
w6[19]="mushroom"
w6[20]="mushroom"

var w7 = new Array(w7max)
w7[0]="parsley"
w7[1]="rosemary"
w7[2]="sage"
w7[3]="thyme"
w7[4]="coriander"
w7[5]="cilantro"
w7[6]="cayenne pepper"
w7[7]="red pepper flakes"
w7[8]="garlic powder"
w7[9]="garlic salt"
w7[10]="onion salt"
w7[11]="celery salt"
w7[12]="seasoning salt"
w7[13]="Mrs. Dash (R)"
w7[14]="MSG"
w7[15]="cornstarch"
w7[16]="nutmeg"
w7[17]="oregano"
w7[18]="basil"
w7[19]="bay leaf"
w7[20]="wasabi"
w7[21]="dry mustard"
w7[22]="mustard seed"
w7[23]="prepared horseradish"
w7[24]="Dijonaise (R)"
w7[25]="allspice"
w7[26]="ginger"
w7[27]="mace"
w7[28]="paprika"
w7[29]="cinnamon"
w7[30]="sugar"
w7[31]="green peppercorns"
w7[32]="white peppercorns"
w7[33]="pink peppercorns"
w7[34]="lemon pepper"
w7[35]="white pepper"
w7[36]="marjoram"
w7[37]="curry powder"
w7[38]="Chinese five spice"
w7[39]="Essence of Emeril (R)"
w7[40]="fajita seasoning"
w7[41]="Old Bay Seafood Seasoning (R)"
w7[42]="cumin"
w7[43]="caraway seeds"
w7[44]="light brown sugar"
w7[45]="plain gelatin"
w7[46]="cloves"
w7[47]="instant coffee"
w7[48]="grated lemon rind"
w7[49]="dill"
w7[50]="celery seed"
w7[51]="turmeric"
w7[52]="Italian seasoning"
w7[53]="meat tenderizer"
w7[54]="saffron"
w7[55]="sesame seeds"
w7[56]="capers"
w7[57]="bruised fennel seeds"
w7[58]="bacon bits"
w7[59]="grated orange rind"
w7[60]="poppy seeds"

var w8 = new Array(w8max)
w8[0]="Italian seasoning"
w8[1]="meat tenderizer"
w8[2]="saffron"
w8[3]="sesame seeds"
w8[4]="capers"
w8[5]="bruised fennel seeds"
w8[6]="bacon bits"
w8[7]="grated orange rind"
w8[8]="poppy seeds"
w8[9]="turmeric"
w8[10]="celery seed"
w8[11]="dill"
w8[12]="instant coffee"
w8[13]="grated lemon rind"
w8[14]="plain gelatin"
w8[15]="cloves"
w8[16]="light brown sugar"
w8[17]="cumin"
w8[18]="parsley"
w8[19]="sage"
w8[20]="rosemary"
w8[21]="thyme"
w8[22]="coriander"
w8[23]="Old Bay Seafood Seasoning (R)"
w8[24]="fajita seasoning"
w8[25]="Essence of Emeril (R)"
w8[26]="cilantro"
w8[27]="cayenne pepper"
w8[28]="red pepper flakes"
w8[29]="garlic powder"
w8[30]="celery salt"
w8[31]="garlic salt"
w8[32]="onion salt"
w8[33]="seasoning salt"
w8[34]="Mrs. Dash (R)"
w8[35]="MSG"
w8[36]="garlic cloves"
w8[37]="nutmeg"
w8[38]="oregano"
w8[39]="basil"
w8[40]="bay leaf"
w8[41]="prepared horseradish"
w8[42]="wasabi"
w8[43]="mustard seed"
w8[44]="Dijonaise (R)"
w8[45]="allspice"
w8[46]="ginger root"
w8[47]="paprika"
w8[48]="cinnamon"
w8[49]="sugar"
w8[50]="green peppercorns"
w8[51]="white peppercorns"
w8[52]="pink peppercorns"
w8[53]="lemon pepper"
w8[54]="mace"
w8[55]="marjoram"
w8[56]="curry powder"
w8[57]="caraway seeds"
w8[58]="Chinese five spice"
w8[59]="white pepper"
w8[60]="star anise"

var w9 = new Array(w9max)
w9[0]="1 cup salsa"
w9[1]="1 can Dr. Pepper"
w9[2]="1 cup water"
w9[3]="1 can tomato soup"
w9[4]="1 can nacho cheese soup"
w9[5]="1 1/2 cups water"
w9[6]="1 can tomato juice (condensed)"
w9[7]="1 can vegetable juice"
w9[8]="1 can 7-Up (R)"
w9[9]="1 cup brandy"
w9[10]="1 cup vodka"
w9[11]="1 cup rum"
w9[12]="1 cup gin"
w9[13]="1 cup bourbon"
w9[14]="1 cup sherry"
w9[15]="1 cup marsala"
w9[16]="1 bottle ale"
w9[17]="1 bottle beer"
w9[18]="1 cup milk"
w9[19]="1 can coconut milk"
w9[20]="1 1/2 cups white wine"
w9[21]="1 1/2 cups red wine"
w9[22]="1 cup condensed milk"
w9[23]="2 tablespoons sour cream"
w9[24]="1 can beef broth"
w9[25]="1 can chicken broth"
w9[26]="1 can vegetable broth"
w9[27]="1 can beef consumme'"
w9[28]="1 can minestrone soup (condensed)"
w9[29]="1 can chicken and stars soup (condensed)"
w9[30]="1 can bean and bacon soup (condensed)"

var w10 = new Array(w10max)
w10[0]="reduced sodium soy sauce"
w10[1]="ketchup"
w10[2]="mustard"
w10[3]="barbeque sauce"
w10[4]="teriyaki sauce"
w10[5]="sweet and sour sauce"
w10[6]="hot sauce"
w10[7]="peanut butter"
w10[8]="currant jelly"
w10[9]="apricot preserves"
w10[10]="Italian-style French dressing"
w10[11]="liquid smoke"
w10[12]="satay sauce"
w10[13]="cream cheese"
w10[14]="steak sauce"
w10[15]="Worcestershire sauce"
w10[16]="tartar sauce"
w10[17]="cocktail sauce"
w10[18]="fish sauce"
w10[19]="plum sauce"
w10[20]="soy sauce"
w10[21]="ketchup"
w10[22]="Pad Thai sauce"
w10[23]="Chinese hot mustard"
w10[24]="cider vinegar"
w10[25]="rice vinegar"
w10[26]="molasses"
w10[27]="tarragon"
w10[28]="balsamic vinegar"
w10[29]="orange juice"
w10[30]="heavy cream"

var w11 = new Array(w11max)
w11[0]="processed pasturized cheese"
w11[1]="parmesan cheese"
w11[2]="swiss cheese"
w11[3]="havarti"
w11[4]="sharp cheddar"
w11[5]="mozzarella"
w11[6]="margarine"
w11[7]="oleo"
w11[8]="ghee"
w11[9]="clarified butter"
w11[10]="shortening"
w11[11]="lard"
w11[12]="bacon drippings"
w11[13]="pork fat (leaf lard)"
w11[14]="pitted raisins"
w11[15]="pitted prunes"
w11[16]="shredded coconut"
w11[17]="applesauce"
w11[18]="olives"
w11[19]="pecan halves"
w11[20]="chopped walnuts"
w11[21]="daylily buds"
w11[22]="pickled onions"
w11[23]="baby smoked oysters"
w11[24]="goldfish crackers"
w11[25]="pretzel sticks"
w11[26]="corn chips"
w11[27]="dandelion greens"
w11[28]="papaya"
w11[29]="carob root"
w11[30]="chutney"
w11[31]="extra-virgin olive oil"
w11[32]="morels"
w11[33]="canola oil"
w11[34]="rutabaga"
w11[35]="cranberry juice"
w11[36]="proscuitto, chopped"
w11[37]="crumbled Maytag Blue cheese"
w11[38]="lingonberry preserves"
w11[39]="chopped jalapeno peppers"
w11[40]="Canadian bacon"
w11[41]="fresh hulled, blanched, and peeled fava beans"
w11[42]="mayonnaise"
w11[43]="sunflower seeds"
w11[44]="chipotle peppers"
w11[45]="feta (goat cheese)"
w11[46]="anchovy paste"
w11[47]="cold buttermilk"
w11[48]="pickles"
w11[49]="chopped deviled eggs"
w11[50]="pesto"
w11[51]="enchilada sauce"
w11[52]="refried beans"
w11[53]="applebutter"
w11[54]="Spicy Tabasco Brand Pepper Jelly (R)"
w11[55]="cajun seasoning"
w11[56]="hazelnut non-dairy creamer"
w11[57]="chervil leaves"
w11[58]="rainbow sprinkles"
w11[59]="juniper berries"
w11[60]="almonds"


function rndnumber(max){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return randscript
}
function profundity() {
subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg = "In a large casserole pan, arrange 1.5 pounds " + w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg = msg + " as flat as possible on the bottom of pan. In a separate bowl, combine two cups " + w2[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg = msg + ", 1 diced medium yellow onion, 1 cup " + w3[subscript] 
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg = msg + ", and 1 cup " + w4[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w5max)
msg = msg + ". Add " + w5[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w6max)
msg = msg + " and two cans of cream of " + w6[subscript] 
subscript=rndnumber(w7max)
msg = msg + " soup. Add 1/2 teaspoon each of " + w7[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w8max)
msg = msg + " and " + w8[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w9max)
msg = msg + ". Stir in " + w9[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w10max)
msg = msg + " and 1 tablespoon " + w10[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w11max)
msg = msg + ". To really liven things up, add 1/2 cup " + w11[subscript] + ". Mix all ingredients together and pour into casserole pan. Cook for thirty minutes at 350 degrees Farenheit and garnish with shoestring potatoes, marshmellows, or a dollop of sour cream."
return msg
}
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