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var w1max = 8
var w2max = 27
var w3max = 80
var w4max = 17
var w5max = 150
var w6max = 17
var w7max = 17
var w8max = 150
var w9max = 150
var w10max = 92
var w11max = 15
var w12max = 27
var w1 = new Array(w1max)
w1[0]="Heterosexual"
w1[1]="Bisexual"
w1[2]="Bi-curious"
w1[3]="Homosexual"
w1[4]="Heterosexual"
w1[5]="Heterosexual"
w1[6]="Gay"
w1[7]="Lesbian"
w1[8]="Straight"
var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="white"
w2[1]="white"
w2[2]="Hispanic"
w2[3]="black"
w2[4]="Native American"
w2[5]="Asian"
w2[6]="Indian"
w2[7]="Catholic"
w2[8]="Jewish"
w2[9]="fundamentalist"
w2[10]="Republican"
w2[11]="conservative"
w2[12]="liberal"
w2[13]="feminist"
w2[14]="professional"
w2[15]="rural"
w2[16]="urban"
w2[17]="Protestant"
w2[18]="Christian"
w2[19]="divorced"
w2[20]="Sikh"
w2[21]="Buddhist"
w2[22]="married"
w2[23]="Presbyterian"
w2[24]="satanist"
w2[25]="Baptist"
w2[26]="righteous"
w2[27]="Latin"
var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="male"
w3[1]="male"
w3[2]="female"
w3[3]="teddy bear"
w3[4]="bottom"
w3[5]="top"
w3[6]="cowboy"
w3[7]="cowgirl"
w3[8]="Southern belle"
w3[9]="horndog"
w3[10]="schoolgirl"
w3[11]="dominant"
w3[12]="entrepreneur"
w3[13]="butch"
w3[14]="femme"
w3[15]="thespian"
w3[16]="lawyer"
w3[17]="doctor"
w3[18]="politician"
w3[19]="idiot savant"
w3[20]="bank teller"
w3[21]="waitress"
w3[22]="paralegal"
w3[23]="Boy Scout"
w3[24]="goth"
w3[25]="leatherman"
w3[26]="Adonis"
w3[27]="musician"
w3[28]="drummer"
w3[29]="superhero"
w3[30]="prisoner"
w3[31]="athlete"
w3[32]="real estate developer"
w3[33]="college student"
w3[34]="future millionaire"
w3[35]="comedian"
w3[36]="single father"
w3[37]="single mother"
w3[38]="chef"
w3[39]="model"
w3[40]="adventurer"
w3[41]="pastor"
w3[42]="Christ figure"
w3[43]="messiah"
w3[44]="fortune teller"
w3[45]="psychic"
w3[46]="puppet dictator"
w3[47]="porn star"
w3[48]="film director"
w3[49]="talent scout"
w3[50]="geek"
w3[51]="self-proclaimed freak"
w3[52]="nerd"
w3[53]="preppie"
w3[54]="jock"
w3[55]="lecher"
w3[56]="lady"
w3[57]="gentleman"
w3[58]="Amazon"
w3[59]="man"
w3[60]="female"
w3[61]="woman"
w3[62]="male"
w3[63]="male"
w3[64]="male"
w3[65]="male"
w3[66]="male"
w3[67]="male"
w3[68]="female"
w3[69]="female"
w3[70]="female"
w3[71]="female"
w3[72]="female"
w3[73]="female"
w3[74]="female"
w3[75]="male"
w3[76]="male"
w3[77]="female"
w3[78]="female"
w3[79]="male"
w3[80]="male"
var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="under 18"
w4[1]="18-25"
w4[2]="25-30"
w4[3]="30-35"
w4[4]="35-40"
w4[5]="40-45"
w4[6]="45-50"
w4[7]="50-55"
w4[8]="55-60"
w4[9]="60-65"
w4[10]="65-70"
w4[11]="perpetually 27"
w4[12]="70+"
w4[13]="14-16"
w4[14]="7"
w4[15]="early 30s"
w4[16]="35-49"
w4[17]="18-35"
var w5 = new Array(w5max)
w5[0]="horny"
w5[1]="sensitive"
w5[2]="hot"
w5[3]="skinny"
w5[4]="drug-free"
w5[5]="non-smoking"
w5[6]="cuddly"
w5[7]="attractive"
w5[8]="interesting"
w5[9]="slender"
w5[10]="fit"
w5[11]="buff"
w5[12]="religious"
w5[13]="cute"
w5[14]="intelligent"
w5[15]="caring"
w5[16]="non-abusive"
w5[17]="fatherly"
w5[18]="butch"
w5[19]="femme"
w5[20]="submissive"
w5[21]="dominant"
w5[22]="Christian"
w5[23]="Jewish"
w5[24]="Muslim"
w5[25]="exotic"
w5[26]="erotic"
w5[27]="pleasure-centered"
w5[28]="hedonistic"
w5[29]="materialistic"
w5[30]="rich"
w5[31]="athletic"
w5[32]="funny"
w5[33]="humorous"
w5[34]="good-natured"
w5[35]="kind-hearted"
w5[36]="gentle"
w5[37]="beautiful"
w5[38]="cultured"
w5[39]="sophisticated"
w5[40]="soulful"
w5[41]="healthy"
w5[42]="real"
w5[43]="honest"
w5[44]="fun-loving"
w5[45]="stable"
w5[46]="non-violent"
w5[47]="peaceful"
w5[48]="devout"
w5[49]="devoted"
w5[50]="sincere"
w5[51]="horny"
w5[52]="powerful"
w5[53]="rich"
w5[54]="cool"
w5[55]="open"
w5[56]="secure"
w5[57]="self-assured"
w5[58]="self-reliant"
w5[59]="independent"
w5[60]="monogamous"
w5[61]="disease-free"
w5[62]="drug-free"
w5[63]="vegetarian"
w5[64]="immature"
w5[65]="mature"
w5[66]="rebellious"
w5[67]="politically active"
w5[68]="excellent"
w5[69]="unusual"
w5[70]="strange"
w5[71]="common"
w5[72]="animated"
w5[73]="natural"
w5[74]="honorable"
w5[75]="potent"
w5[76]="influential"
w5[77]="respectable"
w5[78]="celebrated"
w5[79]="sensible"
w5[80]="realistic"
w5[81]="dreamy"
w5[82]="experienced"
w5[83]="fresh"
w5[84]="curious"
w5[85]="silly"
w5[86]="foreign"
w5[87]="eager"
w5[88]="willing"
w5[89]="desirous"
w5[90]="loose"
w5[91]="uninhibited"
w5[92]="relaxed"
w5[93]="broad-minded"
w5[94]="Southern Baptist"
w5[95]="spirited"
w5[96]="mildly insane"
w5[97]="in the military"
w5[98]="strapping"
w5[99]="husky"
w5[100]="heavy"
w5[101]="frail"
w5[102]="fragile"
w5[103]="muscular"
w5[104]="discrete"
w5[105]="intense"
w5[106]="profound"
w5[107]="philosophical"
w5[108]="sagacious"
w5[109]="established"
w5[110]="agreeable"
w5[111]="easy-going"
w5[112]="laid-back"
w5[113]="extroverted"
w5[114]="introverted"
w5[115]="loveable"
w5[116]="appealing"
w5[117]="fascinating"
w5[118]="pleasant"
w5[119]="charming"
w5[120]="charismatic"
w5[121]="tempting"
w5[122]="inviting"
w5[123]="fetching"
w5[124]="fair"
w5[125]="handsome"
w5[126]="engaging"
w5[127]="enchanting"
w5[128]="polite"
w5[129]="bewitching"
w5[130]="alluring"
w5[131]="seductive"
w5[132]="busty"
w5[133]="well endowed"
w5[134]="sporty"
w5[135]="posh"
w5[136]="sexy"
w5[137]="terrific"
w5[138]="tanned"
w5[139]="wealthy"
w5[140]="professional"
w5[141]="discrete"
w5[142]="knowledgable"
w5[143]="old-fashioned"
w5[144]="avant-guarde"
w5[145]="traditional"
w5[146]="conservative"
w5[147]="rational"
w5[148]="unmarried"
w5[149]="cheating"
w5[150]="shallow"
var w6 = new Array(w6max)
w6[0]="under 18"
w6[1]="18-25"
w6[2]="25-30"
w4[3]="30-35"
w6[4]="35-40"
w6[5]="40-45"
w6[6]="45-50"
w6[7]="50-55"
w6[8]="55-60"
w6[9]="60-65"
w6[10]="65-70"
w6[11]="perpetually 27"
w6[12]="70+"
w6[13]="14-16"
w6[14]="7"
w6[15]="early 30s"
w6[16]="35-49"
w6[17]="18-35"
var w7 = new Array(w7max)
w7[0]="friendship and maybe more."
w7[1]="long-term relationship"
w7[2]="short-term relationship"
w7[3]="friendship"
w7[4]="sex only"
w7[5]="intimate relationship"
w7[6]="correspondence only"
w7[7]="telephone friendship"
w7[8]="illicit relationship"
w7[9]="possible marriage"
w7[10]="weekend tryst"
w7[11]="vacation partner"
w7[12]="traveling companion"
w7[13]="sports partner"
w7[14]="mentoring relationship"
w7[15]="mutually satisfying relationship"
w7[16]="committed relationship"
w7[17]="swinging"
var w8 = new Array(w8max)
w8[0]="horny"
w8[1]="sensitive"
w8[2]="hot"
w8[3]="skinny"
w8[4]="drug-free"
w8[5]="non-smoking"
w8[6]="cuddly"
w8[7]="attractive"
w8[8]="interesting"
w8[9]="slender"
w8[10]="fit"
w8[11]="buff"
w8[12]="religious"
w8[13]="cute"
w8[14]="intelligent"
w8[15]="caring"
w8[16]="non-abusive"
w8[17]="fatherly"
w8[18]="butch"
w8[19]="femme"
w8[20]="submissive"
w8[21]="dominant"
w8[22]="Christian"
w8[23]="Jewish"
w8[24]="Muslim"
w8[25]="exotic"
w8[26]="erotic"
w8[27]="pleasure-centered"
w8[28]="hedonistic"
w8[29]="materialistic"
w8[30]="rich"
w8[31]="athletic"
w8[32]="funny"
w8[33]="humorous"
w8[34]="good-natured"
w8[35]="kind-hearted"
w8[36]="gentle"
w8[37]="beautiful"
w8[38]="cultured"
w8[39]="sophisticated"
w8[40]="soulful"
w8[41]="healthy"
w8[42]="real"
w8[43]="honest"
w8[44]="fun-loving"
w8[45]="stable"
w8[46]="non-violent"
w8[47]="peaceful"
w8[48]="devout"
w8[49]="devoted"
w8[50]="sincere"
w8[51]="horny"
w8[52]="powerful"
w8[53]="rich"
w8[54]="cool"
w8[55]="open"
w8[56]="secure"
w8[57]="self-assured"
w8[58]="self-reliant"
w8[59]="independent"
w8[60]="monogamous"
w8[61]="disease-free"
w8[62]="drug-free"
w8[63]="vegetarian"
w8[64]="immature"
w8[65]="mature"
w8[66]="rebellious"
w8[67]="politically active"
w8[68]="excellent"
w8[69]="unusual"
w8[70]="strange"
w8[71]="common"
w8[72]="animated"
w8[73]="natural"
w8[74]="honorable"
w8[75]="potent"
w8[76]="influential"
w8[77]="respectable"
w8[78]="celebrated"
w8[79]="sensible"
w8[80]="realistic"
w8[81]="dreamy"
w8[82]="experienced"
w8[83]="fresh"
w8[84]="curious"
w8[85]="silly"
w8[86]="foreign"
w8[87]="eager"
w8[88]="willing"
w8[89]="desirous"
w8[90]="loose"
w8[91]="uninhibited"
w8[92]="relaxed"
w8[93]="broad-minded"
w8[94]="Southern Baptist"
w8[95]="spirited"
w8[96]="mildly insane"
w8[97]="in the military"
w8[98]="strapping"
w8[99]="husky"
w8[100]="heavy"
w8[101]="frail"
w8[102]="fragile"
w8[103]="muscular"
w8[104]="discrete"
w8[105]="intense"
w8[106]="profound"
w8[107]="philosophical"
w8[108]="sagacious"
w8[109]="established"
w8[110]="agreeable"
w8[111]="easy-going"
w8[112]="laid-back"
w8[113]="extroverted"
w8[114]="introverted"
w8[115]="loveable"
w8[116]="appealing"
w8[117]="fascinating"
w8[118]="pleasant"
w8[119]="charming"
w8[120]="charismatic"
w8[121]="tempting"
w8[122]="inviting"
w8[123]="fetching"
w8[124]="fair"
w8[125]="handsome"
w8[126]="engaging"
w8[127]="enchanting"
w8[128]="polite"
w8[129]="bewitching"
w8[130]="alluring"
w8[131]="seductive"
w8[132]="busty"
w8[133]="well endowed"
w8[134]="sporty"
w8[135]="posh"
w8[136]="sexy"
w8[137]="terrific"
w8[138]="tanned"
w8[139]="wealthy"
w8[140]="professional"
w8[141]="discrete"
w8[142]="knowledgable"
w8[143]="old-fashioned"
w8[144]="avant-guarde"
w8[145]="traditional"
w8[146]="conservative"
w8[147]="rational"
w8[148]="unmarried"
w8[149]="cheating"
w8[150]="shallow"
var w9 = new Array(w9max)
w9[0]="horny"
w9[1]="sensitive"
w9[2]="hot"
w9[3]="skinny"
w9[4]="drug-free"
w9[5]="non-smoking"
w9[6]="cuddly"
w9[7]="attractive"
w9[8]="interesting"
w9[9]="slender"
w9[10]="fit"
w9[11]="buff"
w9[12]="religious"
w9[13]="cute"
w9[14]="intelligent"
w9[15]="caring"
w9[16]="non-abusive"
w9[17]="fatherly"
w9[18]="butch"
w9[19]="femme"
w9[20]="submissive"
w9[21]="dominant"
w9[22]="Christian"
w9[23]="Jewish"
w9[24]="Muslim"
w9[25]="exotic"
w9[26]="erotic"
w9[27]="pleasure-centered"
w9[28]="hedonistic"
w9[29]="materialistic"
w9[30]="rich"
w9[31]="athletic"
w9[32]="funny"
w9[33]="humorous"
w9[34]="good-natured"
w9[35]="kind-hearted"
w9[36]="gentle"
w9[37]="beautiful"
w9[38]="cultured"
w9[39]="sophisticated"
w9[40]="soulful"
w9[41]="healthy"
w9[42]="real"
w9[43]="honest"
w9[44]="fun-loving"
w9[45]="stable"
w9[46]="non-violent"
w9[47]="peaceful"
w9[48]="devout"
w9[49]="devoted"
w9[50]="sincere"
w9[51]="horny"
w9[52]="powerful"
w9[53]="rich"
w9[54]="cool"
w9[55]="open"
w9[56]="secure"
w9[57]="self-assured"
w9[58]="self-reliant"
w9[59]="independent"
w9[60]="monogamous"
w9[61]="disease-free"
w9[62]="drug-free"
w9[63]="vegetarian"
w9[64]="immature"
w9[65]="mature"
w9[66]="rebellious"
w9[67]="politically active"
w9[68]="excellent"
w9[69]="unusual"
w9[70]="strange"
w9[71]="common"
w9[72]="animated"
w9[73]="natural"
w9[74]="honorable"
w9[75]="potent"
w9[76]="influential"
w9[77]="respectable"
w9[78]="celebrated"
w9[79]="sensible"
w9[80]="realistic"
w9[81]="dreamy"
w9[82]="experienced"
w9[83]="fresh"
w9[84]="curious"
w9[85]="silly"
w9[86]="foreign"
w9[87]="eager"
w9[88]="willing"
w9[89]="desirous"
w9[90]="loose"
w9[91]="uninhibited"
w9[92]="relaxed"
w9[93]="broad-minded"
w9[94]="Southern Baptist"
w9[95]="spirited"
w9[96]="mildly insane"
w9[97]="in the military"
w9[98]="strapping"
w9[99]="husky"
w9[100]="heavy"
w9[101]="frail"
w9[102]="fragile"
w9[103]="muscular"
w9[104]="discrete"
w9[105]="intense"
w9[106]="profound"
w9[107]="philosophical"
w9[108]="sagacious"
w9[109]="established"
w9[110]="agreeable"
w9[111]="easy-going"
w9[112]="laid-back"
w9[113]="extroverted"
w9[114]="introverted"
w9[115]="loveable"
w9[116]="appealing"
w9[117]="fascinating"
w9[118]="pleasant"
w9[119]="charming"
w9[120]="charismatic"
w9[121]="tempting"
w9[122]="inviting"
w9[123]="fetching"
w9[124]="fair"
w9[125]="handsome"
w9[126]="engaging"
w9[127]="enchanting"
w9[128]="polite"
w9[129]="bewitching"
w9[130]="alluring"
w9[131]="seductive"
w9[132]="busty"
w9[133]="well endowed"
w9[134]="sporty"
w9[135]="posh"
w9[136]="sexy"
w9[137]="terrific"
w9[138]="tanned"
w9[139]="wealthy"
w9[140]="professional"
w9[141]="discrete"
w9[142]="knowledgable"
w9[143]="old-fashioned"
w9[144]="avant-guarde"
w9[145]="traditional"
w9[146]="conservative"
w9[147]="rational"
w9[148]="unmarried"
w9[149]="cheating"
w9[150]="shallow"
var w10 = new Array(w10max)
w10[0]="watching the stars by a campfire"
w10[1]="long walks on the beach"
w10[2]="sitting by the fire"
w10[3]="rollerblading on the beach"
w10[4]="washing dishes in the nude"
w10[5]="handling large animals"
w10[6]="gourmet cooking"
w10[7]="flag football with the guys"
w10[8]="getting really drunk"
w10[9]="candlelight dinners"
w10[10]="men who still open doors for ladies"
w10[11]="discussing religious beliefs"
w10[12]="watching and making porn"
w10[13]="oral sex"
w10[14]="anal sex"
w10[15]="wild sex"
w10[16]="Rage Against the Machine"
w10[17]="the Grateful Dead"
w10[18]="mosh pits"
w10[19]="poetry slams"
w10[20]="art gallery openings"
w10[21]="'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood'"
w10[22]="classic films"
w10[23]="electric trains"
w10[24]="Chinese carry-out"
w10[25]="fine wine"
w10[26]="picnics"
w10[27]="cheesecake"
w10[28]="line dancing"
w10[29]="stamp collecting"
w10[30]="shuffleboard"
w10[31]="shopping"
w10[32]="whipped cream"
w10[33]="velvet handcuffs"
w10[34]="working out"
w10[35]="aerobics"
w10[36]="lifting weights"
w10[37]="jogging"
w10[38]="cartoons"
w10[39]="bridge"
w10[40]="golf"
w10[41]="board games"
w10[42]="pick-up trucks"
w10[43]="Alcoholics Anonymous"
w10[44]="Joseph Conrad"
w10[45]="made for TV movies"
w10[46]="12 step programs"
w10[47]="therapy"
w10[48]="trivia"
w10[49]="bar games"
w10[50]="softball"
w10[51]="dancing"
w10[52]="drinking"
w10[53]="Barbra Streisand"
w10[54]="Broadway shows"
w10[55]="Madonna"
w10[56]="N'Sync"
w10[57]="Britney Spears"
w10[58]="children"
w10[59]="horror movies"
w10[60]="church services"
w10[61]="bingo"
w10[62]="frisbee golf"
w10[63]="the lottery"
w10[64]="martyrdom"
w10[65]="Meg Ryan movies"
w10[66]="film noir"
w10[67]="Pokemon"
w10[68]="wrestling"
w10[69]="'Baywatch'"
w10[70]="monster trucks"
w10[71]="gun shows"
w10[72]="duck hunting"
w10[73]="polo"
w10[74]="travel"
w10[75]="freelance writing"
w10[76]="lectures"
w10[77]="the zoo"
w10[78]="the arts"
w10[79]="politics"
w10[80]="consciousness-raising groups"
w10[81]="sleeping"
w10[82]="heavy petting"
w10[83]="making out"
w10[84]="getting fresh"
w10[85]="having sex in public places"
w10[86]="amusement parks"
w10[87]="Dungeons and Dragons"
w10[88]="role-playing games"
w10[89]="writing fake personal ads"
w10[90]="cheating on your spouse"
w10[91]="living a lie"
w10[92]="hiding from police"
var w11 = new Array(w11max)
w11[0]="issues"
w11[1]="heavies"
w11[2]="drugs"
w11[3]="diseases"
w11[4]="fatties"
w11[5]="homos"
w11[6]="teenagers"
w11[7]="goths"
w11[8]="nerds"
w11[9]="geeks"
w11[10]="frat boys"
w11[11]="baggage"
w11[12]="issues"
w11[13]="commitment"
w11[14]="hassles"
w11[15]="games"
var w12 = new Array(w12max)
w12[0]="rape"
w12[1]="fuck"
w12[2]="get to know"
w12[3]="dine with"
w12[4]="chat with"
w12[5]="meet"
w12[6]="email"
w12[7]="beat"
w12[8]="slap"
w12[9]="cuddle with"
w12[10]="kiss"
w12[11]="see"
w12[12]="talk to"
w12[13]="play games with"
w12[14]="exercise"
w12[15]="stalk"
w12[16]="pray with"
w12[17]="fall in love"
w12[18]="move in with"
w12[19]="convert"
w12[20]="cling to"
w12[21]="marry"
w12[22]="have children with"
w12[23]="drink with"
w12[24]="jog with"
w12[25]="socialize with"
w12[26]="correspond with"
w12[27]="swing with your partner and"
function rndnumber(max){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return randscript
}
function profundity() {
subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg = w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg = msg + " " + w2[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg = msg + " " + w3[subscript] 
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg = msg + ", " + w4[subscript] + " years old, "
subscript=rndnumber(w5max)
msg = msg + "seeks " + w5[subscript] + " "
subscript=rndnumber(w6max)
msg = msg + w6[subscript] + " year old "
subscript=rndnumber(w7max)
msg = msg + "for " + w7[subscript] + ". "
subscript=rndnumber(w8max)
msg = msg + "If you're " + w8[subscript] + ", "
subscript=rndnumber(w9max)
msg = msg + w9[subscript] + ", and love "
subscript=rndnumber(w10max)
msg = msg + w10[subscript] + ", you may be right for me. Serious inquiries only. No "
subscript=rndnumber(w11max)
msg = msg + w11[subscript] + ". I can't wait to "
subscript=rndnumber(w12max)
msg = msg + w12[subscript] + " you!"
return msg
}
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