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basically i love you
by Francine DuBois

        10  REM maybe i love you
20 CLS
30 PRINT "Do you love me?"
40 INPUT A$
50 IF A$="yes" THEN GOTO 120
60 IF A$="I don't know" THEN GOTO 150
70 IF A$="no" THEN GOTO 70
80 PRINT "What is it about me that you hate?"
90 INPUT B$
100 PRINT "You're a pile of shit. My " B$ " bothers you? Well, your breath stinks."
110 END
120 PRINT "I love you too."
130 PRINT "Don't take line 140 personally."
140 END
150 PRINT "Oh. Just wondering."
160 END