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basically i love you
by Francine DuBois

        10  REM maybe i love you

        20  CLS

        30  PRINT "Do you love me?"

        40  INPUT A$

        50  IF A$="yes" THEN GOTO 120

        60  IF A$="I don't know" THEN GOTO 150

        70  IF A$="no" THEN GOTO 70

        80  PRINT "What is it about me that you hate?"

        90  INPUT B$

        100 PRINT "You're a pile of shit. My " B$ " bothers you? 
        Well, your breath stinks."

        110 END

        120 PRINT "I love you too."

        130 PRINT "Don't take line 140 personally."

        140 END

        150 PRINT "Oh. Just wondering."

        160 END