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Fake Movie Project
Online Database Entry
So
you want to replace Leonard Maltin as king of the movie summaries?
No problem! You're welcome to create as many fake movie listings as
you want and submit them to us. We'll then post all the submissions
on the website (which may or may not be password-protected, but we'll
send you the password as long as you give us a valid email address).
All submissions become property of the Postmodern Village and may
used however we deem suitable. When applicable, we will always give
you credit unless you prefer to be anonymous. Just make a note of
that, or any other message, in the comments area.
Some
examples of previous submissions:
Grapes
of Wrath: New Generation (2001) *** D: Paul Thomas Anderson. Neil
Patrick Harris, Anthony Michael Hall, Phillip Michael Thomas. Modernization
of Steinbeck's classic is ambitious, yet satisifying. When dot-com jobs
dry up, our heroes keep moving up the Pacific Coast in search of paradise.
Features Senator Maria Cantwell as Rose of Sharon. c, 163 minutes, PG-13,
JH.
Last
Harvest, The (1993) **1/2 D: Michael Cimino. Evan Dando, Julia Roberts,
Liam Neeson, Cloris Leachman, Hal Holbrook, Rodney Dangerfield, Barney,
Pembroke Tee. Dando's muscular backside is the real star of this explicit,
overlong pioneer epic about a family of Irish immigrants in rural Tennessee.
Best Supporting Actor Oscar went to Barney for its portrayal of migrant
worker Slim. c, 134 minutes, R, JE.
Shadow
of the Third Man (1951) ** D: Robert V. Caldwell. Joseph Cotten,
Trevor Martin, Annette Shelly, Victor Pemberton, Donald Kwan. The third
entry into the "Third Man" series, the one that "Third Man" creator
Graham Greene refused to watch. Standard runaround through London, Third
Man still dead, syndicate crushed once again. bw, 95 minutes, not rated,
DC.
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